(S20) - PT4 - Awards Season

[Kyle]

I can't name just one, I'm way to opinionated to do that sort of thing.

Let's start with the man deserving of the WROTY award, Rod Tidwell. This is the season he gets his long overdue recognition. He has been the model of consistency, even when his team wasn't. Some of you neanderthals may be thinking "bUt KyLe, EsPeEcEeTEe HaS bIgGeR nUmBeRs"! Well dummy the thing about that is that epecito or however you spell that damn name is the only player on that offense actually getting any touches because the rest of the poor souls in that locker room got weebed to death long ago. Rod Tidwell has the disadvantage of playing on an actual team with actual teammates that really exist and he is still running neck and neck with with that other fool who's name isn't worth spelling out. VOTE TIDWELL WROTY

I want to move things over to my first home in professional football. Tijuana is not having their best season but it there are definitely bright spots. None brighter than Inspectah Deck who leads the DSFL with 14 sacks, over 50% more than second place. That's fucking crazy y'all. On top of all that he's top 5 in tackles, has double digit TFLs. So if the voters don't choose him as DPOTY we know they're super low IQ.

I also have to do the controversial thing for a copperhead and point out that offensive rookie of the year belongs to another one other than my lucha brother Randy Vuxta. Randy dominated the DSFL and he will dominate the NSFL for years to come. There's a reason so many teams tried to trade up for him in the draft. Watch his games and you will notice he has that clutch gene. Vuxta doesn't back down from the intense moments. He's a game changer and teams will fear him for a decade.