*Let's Overreact: Return of the F'ing King

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Chicago Butchers
What can even be said about the Butchers that hasn't already? Oh, I know. "I can't wait to be drafted by the Butchers!". A team so cursed that the worst Werewolf strategist of all time feels like an appropriate addition to management. At least you're interesting I guess. There's rarely a dull Chicago game. Usually for the wrong reasons but still. Your point totals could be a drinking game where everyone dies from alcohol poisoning. Most of the team is about to regress. More than zero of the team is banned. Mostly the roster is just the castoffs from other teams and that one guy no one signed anyway. Congratulations. You're the ex we dial at 3AM of NSFL teams, Chicago. You've only existed for five seasons and people all over the league are calling for you to just end the brand entirely and do something else. It's not even fair to beat up on you at this point, so I'll end with a compliment. Trading away so many of your 1st round picks has proven to be a smart strategy and an improvement over the previous plan of wasting those picks on busts. Kudos.

Heh heh.

End me.