1: Expansion
Creating an expansion team is a big honor and responsibility. The branding you choose could stick around longer than yourself even. Its something to keep in mind. I personally would like to see something similar to what Tijuana did. Something memey but, not in a forced cringe way. Like naming your team the "Interweb Dat Boi's". No.... I would do something a bit more vague, less cringe, but also recognizable or understandable for a good porition of people. I'd bring the Canadian Gooses to the DSFL. If you are familar with Letterkenny you may get this. In that show there is an on going joke aboit loving and having pride in the "Canadian Goose". Now, I guess it would be a bit weird since Canada is a whole country instead of a province, but Most American based sports only have one Canadian team or less, and all the fans of that sport in Canada usually support that one team. So in theory literally nothing changes.
It would also maybe be a bit to close to the Greybirds but, using real sports as a reference again, i'm pretty sure every league out there has 7 teams that are either birds or cats when it comes to brand it. So fuck it. Canadian Gooses 2020.
2: Next Year
I wasn't on a team last year, but i'd like to explain why no matter what team I am on this upcoming season I have faith my squad will be in the championship game. I would say since I have participated in sim leagues before I have more experience than 98% of this draft class. With that being said, I think a large portion are going to burn themselves out early on. I'm trying to be a big earner. I have podcasts ive slowly been working on coming soon where I will cover ever DSFL prospect positional group, anywhere from the top 5 to top 15 most hyped players of each position. This should be a few hours worth on content giving me a big boost in terms of money. I can drop that on extra TPE, and hopefully soon enough give my squad the real edge we need to put ourselves over the top and, become more than contenders, but instead champions. Now in the long run, this is football, and there are many more variables than that. If I end up on an expansion team, sure its less likely. However in the long run, i'm still me and i'm always going to have faith that me, and mine will be on top.
3. Scouting Report
Today we will be taking a look at DSFL Linebacker Prospect Mark Radson. Radson is from Wilkes Barre Pennsylvania, and he attended Alabama University playing OLB for the Crimson Tide. Radson excelled with pass-rushing but found himself to be more of a run stopper, and coverage guy. Though he did not get the opportunity to play much Bama would play in, and also win the Rose Bowl. Radson did not see much playing time in this game of course, but the next season things were different. He had shown some promise in his very limited snaps, and with that and the LB ahead of him heading to the next level. Radson would finally get the starting job for the Crimson Tide. Specifically at the ROLB position, he would fine quite a bit of success for the next two season including two 1st Team All American appearances and the Butkus award in his junior year. Though during his time there they would never win the big National Championship, they did appear in it during his last season in Alabama, but they fell short in despite a great performance all around. Now less than a week away from the DSFL draft, only time will tell where Radson will go from here in his career!
4. Ultimus Ad
This Commerical would involve myself and, my old college teammate Keven Adams Jr.
It would be an advertisement for the none other than the Beatles Rockband 2, the rhythm game that will, of course, revive the dying genre. It would start out with Kevin and Mark playing real instruments, but then they'd be like "Psh real instruments are for old people" before going, and finding a whole rockband set up in the living room. They would act shocked and begin playing, this would transport them into a concert in the 60s where they are playing with digital photo realistic renders of the Beatles. However instead of continuing to jam, Radson would begin to ask the band members to share their LSD with him which of course they did happily! Flashes of the pair partying and, jamming with the beatles would turn to flashes of them having a horrible trip, and at some points trying to fight Ringo. Radson can be heard shouting "YOKO IS GOING TO RUIN YOU!" at John Lennon despite this being proven a myth decades ago. The commercial would end with Radson and Adams being arrested, then the Beatles Rockband 2 logo pops up and its says "Rated E For Everyone".
Creating an expansion team is a big honor and responsibility. The branding you choose could stick around longer than yourself even. Its something to keep in mind. I personally would like to see something similar to what Tijuana did. Something memey but, not in a forced cringe way. Like naming your team the "Interweb Dat Boi's". No.... I would do something a bit more vague, less cringe, but also recognizable or understandable for a good porition of people. I'd bring the Canadian Gooses to the DSFL. If you are familar with Letterkenny you may get this. In that show there is an on going joke aboit loving and having pride in the "Canadian Goose". Now, I guess it would be a bit weird since Canada is a whole country instead of a province, but Most American based sports only have one Canadian team or less, and all the fans of that sport in Canada usually support that one team. So in theory literally nothing changes.
It would also maybe be a bit to close to the Greybirds but, using real sports as a reference again, i'm pretty sure every league out there has 7 teams that are either birds or cats when it comes to brand it. So fuck it. Canadian Gooses 2020.
2: Next Year
I wasn't on a team last year, but i'd like to explain why no matter what team I am on this upcoming season I have faith my squad will be in the championship game. I would say since I have participated in sim leagues before I have more experience than 98% of this draft class. With that being said, I think a large portion are going to burn themselves out early on. I'm trying to be a big earner. I have podcasts ive slowly been working on coming soon where I will cover ever DSFL prospect positional group, anywhere from the top 5 to top 15 most hyped players of each position. This should be a few hours worth on content giving me a big boost in terms of money. I can drop that on extra TPE, and hopefully soon enough give my squad the real edge we need to put ourselves over the top and, become more than contenders, but instead champions. Now in the long run, this is football, and there are many more variables than that. If I end up on an expansion team, sure its less likely. However in the long run, i'm still me and i'm always going to have faith that me, and mine will be on top.
3. Scouting Report
Today we will be taking a look at DSFL Linebacker Prospect Mark Radson. Radson is from Wilkes Barre Pennsylvania, and he attended Alabama University playing OLB for the Crimson Tide. Radson excelled with pass-rushing but found himself to be more of a run stopper, and coverage guy. Though he did not get the opportunity to play much Bama would play in, and also win the Rose Bowl. Radson did not see much playing time in this game of course, but the next season things were different. He had shown some promise in his very limited snaps, and with that and the LB ahead of him heading to the next level. Radson would finally get the starting job for the Crimson Tide. Specifically at the ROLB position, he would fine quite a bit of success for the next two season including two 1st Team All American appearances and the Butkus award in his junior year. Though during his time there they would never win the big National Championship, they did appear in it during his last season in Alabama, but they fell short in despite a great performance all around. Now less than a week away from the DSFL draft, only time will tell where Radson will go from here in his career!
4. Ultimus Ad
This Commerical would involve myself and, my old college teammate Keven Adams Jr.
It would be an advertisement for the none other than the Beatles Rockband 2, the rhythm game that will, of course, revive the dying genre. It would start out with Kevin and Mark playing real instruments, but then they'd be like "Psh real instruments are for old people" before going, and finding a whole rockband set up in the living room. They would act shocked and begin playing, this would transport them into a concert in the 60s where they are playing with digital photo realistic renders of the Beatles. However instead of continuing to jam, Radson would begin to ask the band members to share their LSD with him which of course they did happily! Flashes of the pair partying and, jamming with the beatles would turn to flashes of them having a horrible trip, and at some points trying to fight Ringo. Radson can be heard shouting "YOKO IS GOING TO RUIN YOU!" at John Lennon despite this being proven a myth decades ago. The commercial would end with Radson and Adams being arrested, then the Beatles Rockband 2 logo pops up and its says "Rated E For Everyone".
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