6) Expansion
Written: There have been a lot of new players entering the league recently. If you were in charge of a new expansion team for the NSFL or DSFL, how would you go about it?
As GM of a new expansion team I would revolutionize the league with new never-before-seen strategies that baffles defensive coordinators around the league. 3 FB formations, Wishbone and other unorthodox offenses will be mixed together to form the most confusing attack the league has ever seen. Conversely, the defensive approach will be unique in such a way that opposing quarterbacks will have no idea what they are facing. 6 down defensive lineman with 1 linebacker and 4 defensive backs would be the base formation and in obvious passing situations, I would flip the script and run 2 defensive ends, 2 linebackers and 7 defensive backs. I would focus on obtaining high-speed players across the board with the exception of the offensive line. I would build as much depth as possible and wouldn’t be afraid to take players with lower endurance. I would rather rotate players and have fresh legs anyway. The league would try to adjust to stop my revolutionary strategy, but I would always be one step ahead. If they stack the box to take away my 3 FB strategy, then I will respond with whacky wide receivers. Once I had my team built how I wanted, the only way to stop it would be building a roster specifically towards stopping my team which would leave them vulnerable to other teams in the league.
8) Scouting Report
Written: Write a scouting report for one of the incoming draftees in either the NSFL or DSFL.
This is an in-depth scouting report on upcoming draft prospect, Simeon Works, Defensive End from the University of Alabama. Simeon Works had some character concerns coming into the University of Alabama due to his rough upbringing and difficult family life, however, he showed maturity and improvement in his character during his time at Alabama, mainly due to the excellent coaching staff and supportive environment. Aside from some early academic struggles, Simeon was able to stay out of trouble during his tenure at the University. On the field, Simeon was a productive player and showed gradual improvement each year. He came in a little raw and ended up redshirting his freshman season. During his redshirt freshman season, he saw action in 9 games and recorded 31 tackles, 9 for loss and 5 sacks with 1 forced fumble. His sophomore season saw a big jump in production as he played in 14 games and recorded 63 tackles, 14 for a loss and 10 sacks. He was named 2nd team All-SEC. His Junior year would be his final year in college before he declared for the draft and he continued his solid production with 69 tackles, 16 for a loss and 12 sacks and was named first team All-SEC and 2nd team All-American. He was a finalist for the Bronko Nagurski Trophy. He has good size at 6’5 275 and plays with more quickness than one would expect from someone his size. Needs some improvement on shedding blocks at the next level and playing with leverage. Needs to gain a little more lower body strength to be able to compete with elite tackles at the next level.
9) Brotherly Love
Written: We always talk about what teams and players are our rivals. This season, give me what team or player you have a soft spot for
I have always had a soft spot for really big guys that like to run the ball. No one encompasses that better than B Bot, Guard from San Jose SaberCats. Bot finished the year with 6 carries for 4 yards and a long of 1 yard. Not only did San Jose give the big man the ball, they let him tote it 6 times. That means they watched, with their own eyes, as Bot got the ball and immediately hit the line of scrimmage like a pig being dropped into a mud puddle and decided it was a good idea to keep giving him the ball. The next carry, Bot took the handoff right tackle and had a gaping hole. By the time he got to the hole, the free safety and weakside corner were already there to fill it and they held onto his legs while a pair of defensive linemen jumped on his back. Picture Billy Bob from Varsity Blues but instead of scoring the game winning touchdown he was concussed and shit himself trying to make a simple play. The next 4 carries were no better but he was at least able to gain positive yardage based on sheer mass alone. Bot continues to ask for carries yet the San Jose coaching staff has decided not to continue giving him the ball. Who will be next years B Bot? Tune in to find out.
3) Revenge
Written: Write 200 words about a team you’d like to get revenge on next season and why. Did they knock you out of the playoffs? Blow you out?
Next year I would like to get revenge on the Orange County Otters. Not because my team lost to them. In fact, I haven’t even gotten drafted yet. The main reason I want to get revenge is because I was bitten in the balls by an Otter when I was 13. I would spend the Summer at my Aunt’s house on the California coast. Me and my cousins would go down to the beach and antagonize the Sea Lions while we drank energy drinks. One afternoon, I had one too many Red Bulls and decided to get a little too close to a group of Sea Lions. The biggest one dove off the embankment into the Pacific Ocean and started to swim away and I went after him. I just wanted to pat his little head. I was about 30 yards from shore when I felt a piercing pinch right on my testicles. I looked down and a Sea Otter had emerged from the Kelp below me and latched onto my coin purse. I yelled for my Cousins to help but it just made the Otter more angry so he bit again with more ferocity. Blood started spewing from my sack and I felt myself slipping into unconsciousness. Next thing I knew, I was waking up on the beach to my Cousins standing over me laughing. Ever since that day, I have vowed to beat the shit out of any and all Otters I encounter.
Written: There have been a lot of new players entering the league recently. If you were in charge of a new expansion team for the NSFL or DSFL, how would you go about it?
As GM of a new expansion team I would revolutionize the league with new never-before-seen strategies that baffles defensive coordinators around the league. 3 FB formations, Wishbone and other unorthodox offenses will be mixed together to form the most confusing attack the league has ever seen. Conversely, the defensive approach will be unique in such a way that opposing quarterbacks will have no idea what they are facing. 6 down defensive lineman with 1 linebacker and 4 defensive backs would be the base formation and in obvious passing situations, I would flip the script and run 2 defensive ends, 2 linebackers and 7 defensive backs. I would focus on obtaining high-speed players across the board with the exception of the offensive line. I would build as much depth as possible and wouldn’t be afraid to take players with lower endurance. I would rather rotate players and have fresh legs anyway. The league would try to adjust to stop my revolutionary strategy, but I would always be one step ahead. If they stack the box to take away my 3 FB strategy, then I will respond with whacky wide receivers. Once I had my team built how I wanted, the only way to stop it would be building a roster specifically towards stopping my team which would leave them vulnerable to other teams in the league.
8) Scouting Report
Written: Write a scouting report for one of the incoming draftees in either the NSFL or DSFL.
This is an in-depth scouting report on upcoming draft prospect, Simeon Works, Defensive End from the University of Alabama. Simeon Works had some character concerns coming into the University of Alabama due to his rough upbringing and difficult family life, however, he showed maturity and improvement in his character during his time at Alabama, mainly due to the excellent coaching staff and supportive environment. Aside from some early academic struggles, Simeon was able to stay out of trouble during his tenure at the University. On the field, Simeon was a productive player and showed gradual improvement each year. He came in a little raw and ended up redshirting his freshman season. During his redshirt freshman season, he saw action in 9 games and recorded 31 tackles, 9 for loss and 5 sacks with 1 forced fumble. His sophomore season saw a big jump in production as he played in 14 games and recorded 63 tackles, 14 for a loss and 10 sacks. He was named 2nd team All-SEC. His Junior year would be his final year in college before he declared for the draft and he continued his solid production with 69 tackles, 16 for a loss and 12 sacks and was named first team All-SEC and 2nd team All-American. He was a finalist for the Bronko Nagurski Trophy. He has good size at 6’5 275 and plays with more quickness than one would expect from someone his size. Needs some improvement on shedding blocks at the next level and playing with leverage. Needs to gain a little more lower body strength to be able to compete with elite tackles at the next level.
9) Brotherly Love
Written: We always talk about what teams and players are our rivals. This season, give me what team or player you have a soft spot for
I have always had a soft spot for really big guys that like to run the ball. No one encompasses that better than B Bot, Guard from San Jose SaberCats. Bot finished the year with 6 carries for 4 yards and a long of 1 yard. Not only did San Jose give the big man the ball, they let him tote it 6 times. That means they watched, with their own eyes, as Bot got the ball and immediately hit the line of scrimmage like a pig being dropped into a mud puddle and decided it was a good idea to keep giving him the ball. The next carry, Bot took the handoff right tackle and had a gaping hole. By the time he got to the hole, the free safety and weakside corner were already there to fill it and they held onto his legs while a pair of defensive linemen jumped on his back. Picture Billy Bob from Varsity Blues but instead of scoring the game winning touchdown he was concussed and shit himself trying to make a simple play. The next 4 carries were no better but he was at least able to gain positive yardage based on sheer mass alone. Bot continues to ask for carries yet the San Jose coaching staff has decided not to continue giving him the ball. Who will be next years B Bot? Tune in to find out.
3) Revenge
Written: Write 200 words about a team you’d like to get revenge on next season and why. Did they knock you out of the playoffs? Blow you out?
Next year I would like to get revenge on the Orange County Otters. Not because my team lost to them. In fact, I haven’t even gotten drafted yet. The main reason I want to get revenge is because I was bitten in the balls by an Otter when I was 13. I would spend the Summer at my Aunt’s house on the California coast. Me and my cousins would go down to the beach and antagonize the Sea Lions while we drank energy drinks. One afternoon, I had one too many Red Bulls and decided to get a little too close to a group of Sea Lions. The biggest one dove off the embankment into the Pacific Ocean and started to swim away and I went after him. I just wanted to pat his little head. I was about 30 yards from shore when I felt a piercing pinch right on my testicles. I looked down and a Sea Otter had emerged from the Kelp below me and latched onto my coin purse. I yelled for my Cousins to help but it just made the Otter more angry so he bit again with more ferocity. Blood started spewing from my sack and I felt myself slipping into unconsciousness. Next thing I knew, I was waking up on the beach to my Cousins standing over me laughing. Ever since that day, I have vowed to beat the shit out of any and all Otters I encounter.
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