Playoff Review
Yikes. That is one of few words that can capture the composure the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers displayed on the field during the Ultimini. I just got flagged for even mentioning them, but to continue.Myrtle Beach looked horrendous out there as they accumulated more than 10 YES more than 10 penalties for 140+ yards. And a very crucial penalty on a touchdown, which was brought back. It was about as pretty as watching the Federalists and the Southern Democratic Republicans fight over where to put our capital back in the late 1700’s. Minnesota was able to capitalize on Myrtle Beach’s mistakes, absolutely demolishing them on the grandest stage. Their stars aligned and their stars gave off a bright light as they only recorded four penalties. With such a huge margin of penalties, one does have to wonder if home field advantage played a part here. As Myrtle Beach had a historic defense that looked as solid as a piece of ice hurling it’s way towards the sun. Minnesota once again took a giant dump on some big mouths for the second year in a row as they silenced the haters and force fed them a hearty heaping of cooked crow.
Rivalry Post
So, you decided to comment on my deceased mother. Who died while I was a sick lad, unable to help or provide for her in any way shape or form. You so desperately seek my attention, you’d go as far as to do that. You seek rivalry to the point there are no lines you won’t cross it seems. Such a shame that talent is being wasted with the mind you hold.I’m honestly not sure what you thought you’d get from this, you run around and call me weak for blocking an internet troll. A man with no morals. Yet, you still sit here seeking my validation. The fact of the matter is, you are jealous of me. You are jealous of the way I came and made a name for myself. I put Princeton on the fucking map in terms of football and recruitment. I’m a dual athlete who has more talent in my pinky toe than you have ever shown. Which is a lot, because I will admit you have talent. But the talent will land you nowhere if you don’t learn to shut the hell up and just play football. Who gives a shit about twitter beef? Who gives a shit about trash talk? My mother, whom you apparently don’t respect, always taught me to let my actions speak for me rather than whipping up a shit filled sandwich to fling until it sticks to a wall. So Zamir, I leave you with this. Shut the fuck up and play football. I have the honor to be your obedient servant, A. Ham.
Brotherly Love
The man, the myth… The legend. Bruce Buckley. How can you hate him? You can’t, and let me tell you why. Dude is from Australia and NOT a punter or kicker? That man has some balls and a serious dong on him to be playing on the offensive line. That and he has moxie. A type of attitude you don’t see often. He talks a big game, but he has the potential to back every single word he says up. The ego is there, the competitive attitude is there. I’ve grown to like him, because he reminds me of myself. Doesn’t take shit from anyone, and doesn’t care for the “twitter beef.” Rather, he wants to put in the work. And you have got to respect that. There aren’t many o line coming into this league, seeing how the men we have now are talented. But that isn’t stopping him, no it’s fueling him and his aggression. And this is why he might be not only my favorite player in this draft class, but one of my closest friends. Even if he doesn’t feel the same towards me. This man, this myth. This legend of a human being, is the steal of the S22 draft if he doesn’t go in the top 5 rounds.
Interview a star
You came into the league in season 14, played for 8 long years. Your first season in the Developmental Simulation Football League, you made it to the pro bowl. The following season, you were drafted number one overall in the National Simulation Football League draft. Once again, you made it to the pro bowl for the NSFL. The following year, you won the Ultimus. That’s quite a legacy to leave behind there. So why are you leaving it all behind? Why hang the cleats now? I’m sure I’m not the only person wondering why.
Brock: I’ve talked a little in the past about my desire to make amends with my family. I’ve put them through a lot over the past few years and I realize that I’ll never be able to be the man I want to be as long as I have to focus on playing on the highest level in the NSFL every year. I also failed to take care of my health with all of the partying, and I’m legitimately worried that I won’t be able to walk by the time I’m forty if I keep taking the punishment that a pro football player takes. So it was just a judgement call. All of the factors lined up for me to call it quits this season so I think it’s the right time. I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank Taco of the Baltimore Hawks for trading for me and giving me one last shot at an Ultimus. Unfortunately it wasn’t our year.
Speaking of being traded, how did it feel to have done what you did for your team and to be hauled away for Scorp? Are there any bitter feelings between you two as players? Or your old team?
Brock: Jimbo is an old friend of mine from Norfolk so I was glad to see him go to Arizona in my place. As for being traded, it hurt at first, but I understand the business reasoning. Arizona was looking to get picks in order to rebuild and Baltimore needed me for a push for the Ultimus after losing my old friend Ahri in free agency. So I just put my head down and worked. At one point I wanted to be an Outlaw for life, but I’m glad I got to experience another team in my career before I called it quits. All love for both teams here.
Alright Brock, let’s get into the nitty gritty. What are some of the things you hated the most about the NSFL, what would you change if you could? What kind of problems did you face in your career? And do you have any tips on how the upcoming rookie class can overcome these kinds of problems?
Brock: I can’t think of anything I hate about the NSFL, there are always rules that could be changed, or decisions by management you don’t agree with, but I don’t think it’s a systematic failure. In my career I faced several challenges mostly of my own doing. Partying, drinking, girls, divorce, not seeing my son. It all really weighed on me. So getting the chance to drop football, and focus on myself and my family feels like an absolute blessing right now. If any young players ask me for advice I always tell them the same thing. Work as hard as you did to get to this level every day, and work twice as hard when you get home. That’s the key to a successful career and life in the NSFL.
I just want to come out and thank you for your time with this interview. It means a lot to be able to talk to an NSFL legend face to face. I have one final question for you, before you go. What’s next for Brock Landers?
Brock: Finally time to live the simple life. I’ve made enough money to support me for a lifetime. I’m just so glad that I get to relax and spend some time with my family. Thanks so much for giving me the chance to say goodbye. To all the Norfolk, Arizona, and Baltimore fans out there I want you to know I love you all from the bottom of my heart, truly. If you see me around, I’d love to meet you and take a picture or sign an autograph, so feel free to approach me. Until then, Landers out.
Yikes. That is one of few words that can capture the composure the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers displayed on the field during the Ultimini. I just got flagged for even mentioning them, but to continue.Myrtle Beach looked horrendous out there as they accumulated more than 10 YES more than 10 penalties for 140+ yards. And a very crucial penalty on a touchdown, which was brought back. It was about as pretty as watching the Federalists and the Southern Democratic Republicans fight over where to put our capital back in the late 1700’s. Minnesota was able to capitalize on Myrtle Beach’s mistakes, absolutely demolishing them on the grandest stage. Their stars aligned and their stars gave off a bright light as they only recorded four penalties. With such a huge margin of penalties, one does have to wonder if home field advantage played a part here. As Myrtle Beach had a historic defense that looked as solid as a piece of ice hurling it’s way towards the sun. Minnesota once again took a giant dump on some big mouths for the second year in a row as they silenced the haters and force fed them a hearty heaping of cooked crow.
Rivalry Post
So, you decided to comment on my deceased mother. Who died while I was a sick lad, unable to help or provide for her in any way shape or form. You so desperately seek my attention, you’d go as far as to do that. You seek rivalry to the point there are no lines you won’t cross it seems. Such a shame that talent is being wasted with the mind you hold.I’m honestly not sure what you thought you’d get from this, you run around and call me weak for blocking an internet troll. A man with no morals. Yet, you still sit here seeking my validation. The fact of the matter is, you are jealous of me. You are jealous of the way I came and made a name for myself. I put Princeton on the fucking map in terms of football and recruitment. I’m a dual athlete who has more talent in my pinky toe than you have ever shown. Which is a lot, because I will admit you have talent. But the talent will land you nowhere if you don’t learn to shut the hell up and just play football. Who gives a shit about twitter beef? Who gives a shit about trash talk? My mother, whom you apparently don’t respect, always taught me to let my actions speak for me rather than whipping up a shit filled sandwich to fling until it sticks to a wall. So Zamir, I leave you with this. Shut the fuck up and play football. I have the honor to be your obedient servant, A. Ham.
Brotherly Love
The man, the myth… The legend. Bruce Buckley. How can you hate him? You can’t, and let me tell you why. Dude is from Australia and NOT a punter or kicker? That man has some balls and a serious dong on him to be playing on the offensive line. That and he has moxie. A type of attitude you don’t see often. He talks a big game, but he has the potential to back every single word he says up. The ego is there, the competitive attitude is there. I’ve grown to like him, because he reminds me of myself. Doesn’t take shit from anyone, and doesn’t care for the “twitter beef.” Rather, he wants to put in the work. And you have got to respect that. There aren’t many o line coming into this league, seeing how the men we have now are talented. But that isn’t stopping him, no it’s fueling him and his aggression. And this is why he might be not only my favorite player in this draft class, but one of my closest friends. Even if he doesn’t feel the same towards me. This man, this myth. This legend of a human being, is the steal of the S22 draft if he doesn’t go in the top 5 rounds.
Interview a star
You came into the league in season 14, played for 8 long years. Your first season in the Developmental Simulation Football League, you made it to the pro bowl. The following season, you were drafted number one overall in the National Simulation Football League draft. Once again, you made it to the pro bowl for the NSFL. The following year, you won the Ultimus. That’s quite a legacy to leave behind there. So why are you leaving it all behind? Why hang the cleats now? I’m sure I’m not the only person wondering why.
Brock: I’ve talked a little in the past about my desire to make amends with my family. I’ve put them through a lot over the past few years and I realize that I’ll never be able to be the man I want to be as long as I have to focus on playing on the highest level in the NSFL every year. I also failed to take care of my health with all of the partying, and I’m legitimately worried that I won’t be able to walk by the time I’m forty if I keep taking the punishment that a pro football player takes. So it was just a judgement call. All of the factors lined up for me to call it quits this season so I think it’s the right time. I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank Taco of the Baltimore Hawks for trading for me and giving me one last shot at an Ultimus. Unfortunately it wasn’t our year.
Speaking of being traded, how did it feel to have done what you did for your team and to be hauled away for Scorp? Are there any bitter feelings between you two as players? Or your old team?
Brock: Jimbo is an old friend of mine from Norfolk so I was glad to see him go to Arizona in my place. As for being traded, it hurt at first, but I understand the business reasoning. Arizona was looking to get picks in order to rebuild and Baltimore needed me for a push for the Ultimus after losing my old friend Ahri in free agency. So I just put my head down and worked. At one point I wanted to be an Outlaw for life, but I’m glad I got to experience another team in my career before I called it quits. All love for both teams here.
Alright Brock, let’s get into the nitty gritty. What are some of the things you hated the most about the NSFL, what would you change if you could? What kind of problems did you face in your career? And do you have any tips on how the upcoming rookie class can overcome these kinds of problems?
Brock: I can’t think of anything I hate about the NSFL, there are always rules that could be changed, or decisions by management you don’t agree with, but I don’t think it’s a systematic failure. In my career I faced several challenges mostly of my own doing. Partying, drinking, girls, divorce, not seeing my son. It all really weighed on me. So getting the chance to drop football, and focus on myself and my family feels like an absolute blessing right now. If any young players ask me for advice I always tell them the same thing. Work as hard as you did to get to this level every day, and work twice as hard when you get home. That’s the key to a successful career and life in the NSFL.
I just want to come out and thank you for your time with this interview. It means a lot to be able to talk to an NSFL legend face to face. I have one final question for you, before you go. What’s next for Brock Landers?
Brock: Finally time to live the simple life. I’ve made enough money to support me for a lifetime. I’m just so glad that I get to relax and spend some time with my family. Thanks so much for giving me the chance to say goodbye. To all the Norfolk, Arizona, and Baltimore fans out there I want you to know I love you all from the bottom of my heart, truly. If you see me around, I’d love to meet you and take a picture or sign an autograph, so feel free to approach me. Until then, Landers out.
