20. Ultimus Ad:
Open to a dark, empty stadium. One light in the home team’s tunnel turns on, silhouetting 12 men with white jerseys on. The camera zooms into the tunnel, but the only things truly recognizable are the 12 white jerseys, no name, no number, no logo. Slowly, the 12 men walk out of the tunnel into the field.
As the 12 men walk towards the 50-yard line, sounds start becoming noticeable. The audience begins to hear the steps of the men. Sounds of breathing become noticeable. Audience cheering begins to be heard, with cheering and mocking interspersed. As the sound becomes louder, the field begins to light up, and the white jerseys of the men begin to saturate with color, although you can’t quite make out the faces. The colors of the Baltimore Hawks flash across one player’s jersey; the Arizona Outlaws across another, the Orange County Otters, the San Jose Sabercats, The Colorado Yetis. All 8 teams across 12 jerseys. The sounds get louder, the flashing of the teams across the jerseys becomes faster, until the climax, when all 12 players get to the 50-yard line.
Suddenly, all colors and sounds stop. The light pans up to the faces of the 12 players, and you finally see that they are the s22 quarterback draft class. All of the lights on the stadium turn on as a voice over says
“Are you ready for next year?”
12. Interview a Star:
Hi Easton! I am a fan and wanted to interview you and your thoughts about the league.
1. Congratulations on your amazing year (10 rushes in a game?!). What did you focused on this year that really pushed you into excelling this season?
2. The league has gained a lot of new members this year. Do you think the league should expand to include more teams to include more players, or do you think that maintaining the current number of teams allows teams to be selective in choosing top quality players?
3. Outside of the Cooperheads, which team do you think has the hardest defense to beat?
4. Do you have any advice for the QB's in the incoming draft class of S22? Anything they should focus on in the league to improve?
Thank you for your time,
Luke Skywalker
Well Luke,
First off, happy to hear from you!
As for your questions:
1. There wasn't much for me to focus on this time around. I had been training a lot the last few years, and finally everyone on my team really caught up to me. I have some God-given talents that just can't be duplicated. But one thing i worked on a LOT more was my Endurance. Upping that really helped me in terms of rushing the ball to give our offense another dynamic garbage teams like New Orleans weren't ready for.
2. The league MUST expand for it to survive. The whole point of a giant draft class like S22 is going to be is for making the user base larger exponentially, and we've done that! We need at least two, maybe four new teams sooner than later!
3. That Yellowknife defense was really good last season, they're always a tough out. We definitely were the better team in the Ultimus, but we had a few things go our way as well. New Orleans, i give them some crap a lot, but they can just straight up PLAY as well sometimes. Those two for sure.
4. My advice for the incoming QB's? Switch positions. These QB jobs are hard to come by in the league, and you need to be a god damned superstar like Easton Cole to get one. If you stick at QB, don't expect to be in the big leagues right away. Focus on your arm and your intelligence, that's for sure.
8. Scouting report for Luke Skywalker:
Strengths:
High throwing accuracy
Good internal clock
Advanced field vision
Excellent decision-maker
Good height
Fiery leadership
Student of the game
Great preparation skills
Hard worker
Weaknesses:
Not as mobile
Could improve footwork
Could improve mechanics
Skywalker is a player whose name is well known amongst the NCAA, but we can always run through his background. Skywalker grew up in Philadelphia and dominated at Parkland High School before starting his college career at Lehigh University. During his freshman year, he served as backup to Tyler Monaco before he transferred to the University of Michigan. There, he served backup to Shea Waterson until he replaced and injured Waterson during the third quarter of the Ohio state game. He went 16-of-21 for 190 yards and two touchdowns while running for 15 yards.
In his junior year at Michigan, Skywalker completed 74 percent of his passes for 3970 yards, setting a school record, and throwing 38 touchdowns and 3 interceptions, leading the Wolverines to their first Rose Bowl game (and win) in 7 years. His final year, Skywalker led the pack with a completion percentage of 75 percent, throwing for 3860 yards and running for 100. He led the Wolverines to their first College Championship playoffs, where the Wolverines lost to the Crimson Tide in the championship game.
Skywalker is an excellent fit for the current NSFL and looks like he could become a quality starter early in his career. While he still needs to work on his footwork and speed, his ability to read the defense and react accordingly is highly praised by both his teammates and his coach, Jim Harbaugh. Skywalker is also steady in the pocket, a good thrower with excellent accuracy. He comes high recommended, and has the potential to be an elite quarterback capable of leading his team to the Ultimus Bowl.
6. New Team:
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Open to a dark, empty stadium. One light in the home team’s tunnel turns on, silhouetting 12 men with white jerseys on. The camera zooms into the tunnel, but the only things truly recognizable are the 12 white jerseys, no name, no number, no logo. Slowly, the 12 men walk out of the tunnel into the field.
As the 12 men walk towards the 50-yard line, sounds start becoming noticeable. The audience begins to hear the steps of the men. Sounds of breathing become noticeable. Audience cheering begins to be heard, with cheering and mocking interspersed. As the sound becomes louder, the field begins to light up, and the white jerseys of the men begin to saturate with color, although you can’t quite make out the faces. The colors of the Baltimore Hawks flash across one player’s jersey; the Arizona Outlaws across another, the Orange County Otters, the San Jose Sabercats, The Colorado Yetis. All 8 teams across 12 jerseys. The sounds get louder, the flashing of the teams across the jerseys becomes faster, until the climax, when all 12 players get to the 50-yard line.
Suddenly, all colors and sounds stop. The light pans up to the faces of the 12 players, and you finally see that they are the s22 quarterback draft class. All of the lights on the stadium turn on as a voice over says
“Are you ready for next year?”
12. Interview a Star:
Hi Easton! I am a fan and wanted to interview you and your thoughts about the league.
1. Congratulations on your amazing year (10 rushes in a game?!). What did you focused on this year that really pushed you into excelling this season?
2. The league has gained a lot of new members this year. Do you think the league should expand to include more teams to include more players, or do you think that maintaining the current number of teams allows teams to be selective in choosing top quality players?
3. Outside of the Cooperheads, which team do you think has the hardest defense to beat?
4. Do you have any advice for the QB's in the incoming draft class of S22? Anything they should focus on in the league to improve?
Thank you for your time,
Luke Skywalker
Well Luke,
First off, happy to hear from you!
As for your questions:
1. There wasn't much for me to focus on this time around. I had been training a lot the last few years, and finally everyone on my team really caught up to me. I have some God-given talents that just can't be duplicated. But one thing i worked on a LOT more was my Endurance. Upping that really helped me in terms of rushing the ball to give our offense another dynamic garbage teams like New Orleans weren't ready for.
2. The league MUST expand for it to survive. The whole point of a giant draft class like S22 is going to be is for making the user base larger exponentially, and we've done that! We need at least two, maybe four new teams sooner than later!
3. That Yellowknife defense was really good last season, they're always a tough out. We definitely were the better team in the Ultimus, but we had a few things go our way as well. New Orleans, i give them some crap a lot, but they can just straight up PLAY as well sometimes. Those two for sure.
4. My advice for the incoming QB's? Switch positions. These QB jobs are hard to come by in the league, and you need to be a god damned superstar like Easton Cole to get one. If you stick at QB, don't expect to be in the big leagues right away. Focus on your arm and your intelligence, that's for sure.
8. Scouting report for Luke Skywalker:
Strengths:
High throwing accuracy
Good internal clock
Advanced field vision
Excellent decision-maker
Good height
Fiery leadership
Student of the game
Great preparation skills
Hard worker
Weaknesses:
Not as mobile
Could improve footwork
Could improve mechanics
Skywalker is a player whose name is well known amongst the NCAA, but we can always run through his background. Skywalker grew up in Philadelphia and dominated at Parkland High School before starting his college career at Lehigh University. During his freshman year, he served as backup to Tyler Monaco before he transferred to the University of Michigan. There, he served backup to Shea Waterson until he replaced and injured Waterson during the third quarter of the Ohio state game. He went 16-of-21 for 190 yards and two touchdowns while running for 15 yards.
In his junior year at Michigan, Skywalker completed 74 percent of his passes for 3970 yards, setting a school record, and throwing 38 touchdowns and 3 interceptions, leading the Wolverines to their first Rose Bowl game (and win) in 7 years. His final year, Skywalker led the pack with a completion percentage of 75 percent, throwing for 3860 yards and running for 100. He led the Wolverines to their first College Championship playoffs, where the Wolverines lost to the Crimson Tide in the championship game.
Skywalker is an excellent fit for the current NSFL and looks like he could become a quality starter early in his career. While he still needs to work on his footwork and speed, his ability to read the defense and react accordingly is highly praised by both his teammates and his coach, Jim Harbaugh. Skywalker is also steady in the pocket, a good thrower with excellent accuracy. He comes high recommended, and has the potential to be an elite quarterback capable of leading his team to the Ultimus Bowl.
6. New Team:
