(S20) - Ultimus Week

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9) Brotherly Love
Written: We always talk about what teams and players are our rivals. This season, give me what team or player you have a soft spot for.

(219 words) Let me tell you about this person that I really have a very big soft spot for that I really do not have for any other player in the national simulation football league unless they are on the New Orleans Second Line. That player is @Beaver Edmond Beaver-Dantes who is on the Austin Copperheads. Edmond Beaver-Dantes is an offensive lineman who was in the league way before Givussafare Rubbe was even finished playing college football. There was a time when Givussafare Rubbe did not think he had a chance of ever making it into the national simulation football league because he though that offensive linemen were being taken over by bots but then he saw Edmond Beaver-Dantes in the national simulation football league and it changed his entire perspective on the outlook of his entire life and his career. He realized that he had a path forward to making it to playing pro football for his career. He started becoming a lot more serious about working out and learning new blocking techniques and studying film and spending time after practice on the field and talking to recruiters and improving his 40 meter dash and eating healthier and learning how to counter different ways that defensive ends will try to get around him. And it's all thanks to Edmond Beaver-Dantes.

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19) OL or K/P Appreciation
Written: Write about an active human offensive lineman or special teamer that is in the playoffs, and how they will or did affect the outcome.

(213 words) First off, thank you for having this option. During the first game of the playoffs for the New Orleans Second Line there was a player that took over for the Second Line on the offensive line. None other than Givussafare Rubbe. After having a regular season that would eventually land him the offensive lineman of the year award he willed his offensive to a lot of points with his whopping 10, that's right 10, pancakes and not a single sack allowed. Both the running backs on the squad got a rushing touchdown, Forrest Gump alone had over 100 rushing yards. When your quarterback doesn't get sacked a single time in a game they feel a lot safer and as though they can take a little bit of extra time to make a play which can be a huge difference maker. That extra second that a premiere offensive lineman can provide for the quarterback can give them just enough time to make the perfect pass and put the team ahead of the curve. It keeps the other team from gaining any momentum through their defensive play. It can really be a game changer and Givussafare Rubbe had a game where he was the game breaker against the Orange County Otters in the 1st round.

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20) Ultimus Ad
Written: You and your teammates are to appear in a famous ad to be aired during the Ultimus. What is it about?

(231 words) The New Orleans Second Line is one of the most storied and unique teams in the entire NSFL. Our ad would be about bringing that exceptional branding and history to the forefront of the Ultimus. Fans of other teams will flock to supporting New Orleans because whatever team we face in the Ultimus will never have the history that we do. The commercial will have Sweet Victory playing in the background during it with plays being made by past players mixed in with current players stepping toward the field from the tunnel. Players like Givussafare Rubbe, Ulysses Rove and Alex Faux. Behind the players walking toward the field are a huge brass section of a band that are the ones playing Sweet Victory. At the end of the commercial all of the players on the current Second Line squad stop at the end of the tunnel next to the field and pose while a shit ton of fire works and purple smoke are going through the air behind them, then someone says "The NSFL Ultimus, NOLA vs some crappy team, come watch the Second Line walk all over their competition." Then the screen fades into black because you that's a neat thing I guess. If the producers don't want that then I think it'd be funny to see something like a Yeti being scared by a ghost or a giant trumpet.