3) Revenge (210 words)
Another season has passed and unfortunately it ended it yet another Wraiths Ultimus loss, although this year at the hands of someone new... the Austin Coppherheads. That's why I can't wait to face Austin next season to exact some level of revenge. The Wraiths were once again home team favourites but our defence just could not find an answer for QB Easton Cole who threw for 4 TDs. I take that very personally being one of the key defenders on the defence and know that next season I need to step up to shut him down. On the offensive side of the ball Cooter Bigsby just could not quite get going and threw 2 picks and only 1 TD in the big game. At this point it seems like we are cursed but next season when we face off against Austin in the Regular season we have big plans to step on the gas pedal and blow the Copperheads out to help us heal our wounds slightly from the 37-20 Ultimus blowout. I plan on personally picking Easton Cole off 4 .. maybe 5 times to improve our defences mojo heading into next years post season. Until then though I guess We have to live with the pain of that loss...again!!
4) Rivalry (209 Words)
After several very notable and well publicized Ultimus losses to this team I think it's safe to say that the Orange County Otters are the Wraiths biggest Rival at this point. The two of us have become perennial powerhouse teams and have many similarities which make all of our games very competitive and much watch TV. Much like us the Otters have a power house defence led by the likes of Lanzer Grievous and Tyron Biggums but where they really shine is there absolutely loaded offence. Led by Franklin Armstrong the team puts op gawdy numbers year after year. At his disposal he has two of the leagues leading receivers in Dexter Banks and Hugo Mongo which makes them a challenge to defend even when lined up against a formidable defence such as our own. The Otters are still a relatively young team and it seems that the two of us may be matching up in more Ultimus games in the neat future. That being said the rivalry between the two of us has grown so strong that both teams make offseason decisions solely based off of what needs to be done to beat the other. As this rivarly continues to bloom it'll be must see smash mouth football.
7. Next Year (219 Words)
This one feels like crazy deja vu to me. I have been in the league 6 years, have made the final each year and have lost each season! Next year is going to be our year though...we'll change the ending. Unfortunately for us we have a bit of an aging roster and I think that we will do whatever it takes to load up and make at least one final run at winning some of the vets a title. We still have 5 players over 1000 tpe and a handful of guys knocking at the door of 1000 which makes us a highly competitive bunch day in and day out. QB Cooter Bigsby has struggled in the past couple of Ultimus games but with a couple well made free agent acquisitions in the form of more weapons for him I think he can flip that script and live up to his potential. We still have a couple of young studs coming out of the backfield at the RB position that will surely light it up next season. On the defensive side of the ball we are still a strong core and still have a couple young up and comers in Mervin Leonard and Maurice Virtanen who will sure be looking to make a splash in next years championship game.
20) Ultimus Ad (218 words)
The commercial would begin at an old folks home in a snowy, quaint Yellowknife neighbourhood. The camera would pan to the doors of the old folks home and out would come Wraiths Season 19 WR Rayne Gordon pushing Season 13 WR Nate Swift. Both would be smiling and having a hearty ole time. Next the camera would pan to Season 13 CB Johnny Snuggles playing Cribbage with the much younger and more handsome Season 17 Mervin Leonard. Once again the two would be having a jolly time. Cooter Bigsby would then walk in stating, "Here at the Yellowknife Wraith Old folks home we take pride in taking care of our aging roster". There would then be a loud thud and the camera would pan to ancient Season 10 Wraith Danny Grithead falling to the ground with a heart attack. The camera would then pan back to Cooter, "We pride ourselves on ensuring our residents live out there final years with a smile on their face surrounded by loved ones". Mathias Hanyadi would then be seen in the background giving Lightsout Lewis a sponge bath...the two would both be grinning ear to ear. Cooter once again enters the shot, "If you or a loved one is approaching regression consider the Yellowknife Wraith Old folks home for your final years!"
Another season has passed and unfortunately it ended it yet another Wraiths Ultimus loss, although this year at the hands of someone new... the Austin Coppherheads. That's why I can't wait to face Austin next season to exact some level of revenge. The Wraiths were once again home team favourites but our defence just could not find an answer for QB Easton Cole who threw for 4 TDs. I take that very personally being one of the key defenders on the defence and know that next season I need to step up to shut him down. On the offensive side of the ball Cooter Bigsby just could not quite get going and threw 2 picks and only 1 TD in the big game. At this point it seems like we are cursed but next season when we face off against Austin in the Regular season we have big plans to step on the gas pedal and blow the Copperheads out to help us heal our wounds slightly from the 37-20 Ultimus blowout. I plan on personally picking Easton Cole off 4 .. maybe 5 times to improve our defences mojo heading into next years post season. Until then though I guess We have to live with the pain of that loss...again!!
4) Rivalry (209 Words)
After several very notable and well publicized Ultimus losses to this team I think it's safe to say that the Orange County Otters are the Wraiths biggest Rival at this point. The two of us have become perennial powerhouse teams and have many similarities which make all of our games very competitive and much watch TV. Much like us the Otters have a power house defence led by the likes of Lanzer Grievous and Tyron Biggums but where they really shine is there absolutely loaded offence. Led by Franklin Armstrong the team puts op gawdy numbers year after year. At his disposal he has two of the leagues leading receivers in Dexter Banks and Hugo Mongo which makes them a challenge to defend even when lined up against a formidable defence such as our own. The Otters are still a relatively young team and it seems that the two of us may be matching up in more Ultimus games in the neat future. That being said the rivalry between the two of us has grown so strong that both teams make offseason decisions solely based off of what needs to be done to beat the other. As this rivarly continues to bloom it'll be must see smash mouth football.
7. Next Year (219 Words)
This one feels like crazy deja vu to me. I have been in the league 6 years, have made the final each year and have lost each season! Next year is going to be our year though...we'll change the ending. Unfortunately for us we have a bit of an aging roster and I think that we will do whatever it takes to load up and make at least one final run at winning some of the vets a title. We still have 5 players over 1000 tpe and a handful of guys knocking at the door of 1000 which makes us a highly competitive bunch day in and day out. QB Cooter Bigsby has struggled in the past couple of Ultimus games but with a couple well made free agent acquisitions in the form of more weapons for him I think he can flip that script and live up to his potential. We still have a couple of young studs coming out of the backfield at the RB position that will surely light it up next season. On the defensive side of the ball we are still a strong core and still have a couple young up and comers in Mervin Leonard and Maurice Virtanen who will sure be looking to make a splash in next years championship game.
20) Ultimus Ad (218 words)
The commercial would begin at an old folks home in a snowy, quaint Yellowknife neighbourhood. The camera would pan to the doors of the old folks home and out would come Wraiths Season 19 WR Rayne Gordon pushing Season 13 WR Nate Swift. Both would be smiling and having a hearty ole time. Next the camera would pan to Season 13 CB Johnny Snuggles playing Cribbage with the much younger and more handsome Season 17 Mervin Leonard. Once again the two would be having a jolly time. Cooter Bigsby would then walk in stating, "Here at the Yellowknife Wraith Old folks home we take pride in taking care of our aging roster". There would then be a loud thud and the camera would pan to ancient Season 10 Wraith Danny Grithead falling to the ground with a heart attack. The camera would then pan back to Cooter, "We pride ourselves on ensuring our residents live out there final years with a smile on their face surrounded by loved ones". Mathias Hanyadi would then be seen in the background giving Lightsout Lewis a sponge bath...the two would both be grinning ear to ear. Cooter once again enters the shot, "If you or a loved one is approaching regression consider the Yellowknife Wraith Old folks home for your final years!"
