11) Playoffs MVP
Written: Wrote about a heroic performance on the field by any player this playoff season. Why do they deserve to be called the MVP of the playoffs?
Easton Cole deserved to get playoff MVP honors for this playoffs because he led the Austin Copperheads. He led the Copperheads to their first ever title which was huge, but also he was the catalyst in the locker room. Cole led the team with a vigor that was unmatched by any other player. Let's not even look at the Ultimus for a second and see how he led the offensive charge in the first two games of the playoffs. Many counted Austin out of these games, but the amazing play by Cole was to mighty to stop. If you look at just the finals you see the real brilliance of Cole. He was able to go 21/31 for a total of 322 yards and 4 touchdowns. This was an absolute show of force and dominance. Also, combined with the fact that he ran for another 71 yards as a quarterback is unheard of in this league. Easton Cole deserves more respect around the league for how good he is and what a leader he is for the Ulitmus Trophy winning Austin Copperheads. Austin with Cole at the helm will not slow down next year, no we will only get stronger, so watch out National Football Simulation League, Austin is here to stay.
16) Dynasty
Written: Convince us that your team will be the next NSFL or DSFL dynasty.
The Austin Copperheads will be the next National Simulation Football League dynasty becuase we care. We care about eachother we care about how we are doing and we aren't selfish. People have been so down on Austin since our creation and it really has not been fair. Now we are here and ready to win and we are not going to go away. That is going to bother people, but we really don't care. We have drafted for a culture, for a locker room, for a team, and that is what we are. We are a team through and through. We care for each other and we work and do tasks to help eachother out. I would have retired and left the league long ago if it wasn't for Austin. This is why I truly believe that we will be the next dynasty in the league. You can't stop us, you can't contain us, Austin is here to stay and we are happy to be the thorn in the leagues side. Just wait for the natural order, we will win and keep winning and the league will just have to deal with it. The Austin Copperheads are a dynasty in the making and nobody can tell me differently.
9) OL or K/P Appreciation
Written: Write about an active human offensive lineman or special teamer that is in the playoffs, and how they will or did affect the outcome.
Really can we can seriously talk about this for a minute. We are going to discuss who was the best or has ever been the best at special teams and the kicker is a side thought, not even the main thing. Let me tell you something that pisses me off. Alfredo Crisco is one of the best players to play in the National Football Simulation League, let alone one of the best kickers. This is hilarious that it is a prompt because Alfredo Crisco set a record as a kicker this season and was also in the top 3 all time for a record as a punter. The dude is all world and is worth a lot more praise than he gets. All because he is a lowly kicker, but you know what. He helped to carry Austin to a title, which yeah I know there were a lot of factors but how many teams can say that they love their kicker. Alfredo Crisco was a bit part of our locker room and a big part of our team and we loved him for it. We celebrated like we did when we won, when he got the field goal record. We wanted to win and he allowed us so many times to do that.
20) Ultimus Ad
Written: You and your teammates are to appear in a famous ad to be aired during the Ultimus. What is it about?
So we just won the Ulitmus Trophy for the first time ever in Austin but definitely not the last time. What do we do? Well, I am really glad you asked that because it is very simple, we are going on the radio and the television. We are going to promote our team and our trophy. How are we going to do that, well it's funny you ask because we love barbecue, so what we are going to do is promote a local BBQ place. Because we are Texans and BBQ is life, we have decided as a team to go on a local talk show and promote a local BBQ joint. Fuck, the famous thing, we want to be locally known as that has always been the Austin way. Franklin's BBQ approached the team and we all agreed to be in their nationwide ad. Which was perfect for the team and perfect for the city. We got to promote our city and promote our team without going beyond our means. So we all lined up for a fun ad. It ended up being Cole on the smoker, Tidwell aloof, Mendoca checking to make sure everything was alright, Law not giving a shit, and Larson being the mom of the group.
Written: Wrote about a heroic performance on the field by any player this playoff season. Why do they deserve to be called the MVP of the playoffs?
Easton Cole deserved to get playoff MVP honors for this playoffs because he led the Austin Copperheads. He led the Copperheads to their first ever title which was huge, but also he was the catalyst in the locker room. Cole led the team with a vigor that was unmatched by any other player. Let's not even look at the Ultimus for a second and see how he led the offensive charge in the first two games of the playoffs. Many counted Austin out of these games, but the amazing play by Cole was to mighty to stop. If you look at just the finals you see the real brilliance of Cole. He was able to go 21/31 for a total of 322 yards and 4 touchdowns. This was an absolute show of force and dominance. Also, combined with the fact that he ran for another 71 yards as a quarterback is unheard of in this league. Easton Cole deserves more respect around the league for how good he is and what a leader he is for the Ulitmus Trophy winning Austin Copperheads. Austin with Cole at the helm will not slow down next year, no we will only get stronger, so watch out National Football Simulation League, Austin is here to stay.
16) Dynasty
Written: Convince us that your team will be the next NSFL or DSFL dynasty.
The Austin Copperheads will be the next National Simulation Football League dynasty becuase we care. We care about eachother we care about how we are doing and we aren't selfish. People have been so down on Austin since our creation and it really has not been fair. Now we are here and ready to win and we are not going to go away. That is going to bother people, but we really don't care. We have drafted for a culture, for a locker room, for a team, and that is what we are. We are a team through and through. We care for each other and we work and do tasks to help eachother out. I would have retired and left the league long ago if it wasn't for Austin. This is why I truly believe that we will be the next dynasty in the league. You can't stop us, you can't contain us, Austin is here to stay and we are happy to be the thorn in the leagues side. Just wait for the natural order, we will win and keep winning and the league will just have to deal with it. The Austin Copperheads are a dynasty in the making and nobody can tell me differently.
9) OL or K/P Appreciation
Written: Write about an active human offensive lineman or special teamer that is in the playoffs, and how they will or did affect the outcome.
Really can we can seriously talk about this for a minute. We are going to discuss who was the best or has ever been the best at special teams and the kicker is a side thought, not even the main thing. Let me tell you something that pisses me off. Alfredo Crisco is one of the best players to play in the National Football Simulation League, let alone one of the best kickers. This is hilarious that it is a prompt because Alfredo Crisco set a record as a kicker this season and was also in the top 3 all time for a record as a punter. The dude is all world and is worth a lot more praise than he gets. All because he is a lowly kicker, but you know what. He helped to carry Austin to a title, which yeah I know there were a lot of factors but how many teams can say that they love their kicker. Alfredo Crisco was a bit part of our locker room and a big part of our team and we loved him for it. We celebrated like we did when we won, when he got the field goal record. We wanted to win and he allowed us so many times to do that.
20) Ultimus Ad
Written: You and your teammates are to appear in a famous ad to be aired during the Ultimus. What is it about?
So we just won the Ulitmus Trophy for the first time ever in Austin but definitely not the last time. What do we do? Well, I am really glad you asked that because it is very simple, we are going on the radio and the television. We are going to promote our team and our trophy. How are we going to do that, well it's funny you ask because we love barbecue, so what we are going to do is promote a local BBQ place. Because we are Texans and BBQ is life, we have decided as a team to go on a local talk show and promote a local BBQ joint. Fuck, the famous thing, we want to be locally known as that has always been the Austin way. Franklin's BBQ approached the team and we all agreed to be in their nationwide ad. Which was perfect for the team and perfect for the city. We got to promote our city and promote our team without going beyond our means. So we all lined up for a fun ad. It ended up being Cole on the smoker, Tidwell aloof, Mendoca checking to make sure everything was alright, Law not giving a shit, and Larson being the mom of the group.