7. Next year is absolutely going to be the Colorado Yeti's year. They have been slowly building towards a championship team and with the additions of a few new rookies this season on top of the seasoned experience of their veteran players like Mo Berry it should be enough to push them over the line once and for all. New kicker Silver Banana has pretty much booted the Minnesota Grey Duck's to back to back DSFL ultiminis with his powerful quads that barely ever miss a kick. As well as this his two season Minnesota Grey Duck's teammate Thor Kirkby is coming up with him. While Kirkby played as a linebacker during his time in the DSFL he is making the switch to Safety to cover a hole in the Colorado Yeti line up and will surely be looking to be a difference maker as one of the higher TPE NSFL rookies this season. Finally the Yeti's are going to win because it is about damn time. They keep getting close to the final hurdle before stumbling or falling and the fans need something to get excited about so for sure this season every single member of the Colorado team is going to go balls out to get their hands on that Ultimus cup.
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9. In terms of players that Thor Kirkby considers his greatest and closest friends who doesn't share his locker room over on the Colorado Yeti would have to be Austin Copperheads Tight End Peter Larson. Kirkby and Larson have been friends for life with both their fathers also being close to each other. Curiously enough Peter Larson's father is actually called Daniel Bischoff so I don't know what happened there but in this modern day who am I to judge. The Kirkby's and the Larson/Bischoffs used to spend every SHL offseason, where their fathers ply their trade, at the beaches and in the jungles of Hawaii. There was an old Scottish bloke who used to run a restaurant there on Maui and Peter Larson used to go absolutely made for Haggis which everyone else thought was pretty gross honestly. Sadly for Kirkby, Peter Larson hasn't been super dedicated to his training and as such it is unlikely that he stays around much longer so they may not fulfill their childhood dreams of playing together in the NSFL and will have to content themselves by eating Haggis on the beach in Hawaii and regaling each other of their various times and exciting stories from their respective teams.
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19. By far the best punter of them all is a very special man that has plied his trade for the last two seasons with the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the DSFL. There really are very few words that accurately describe how good of a kicker and punter that Silver Banana is. Starting off with his name. With such a ridiculous name you know that he has to be good otherwise literally everyone, coaches, his team mates and for sure the opposition would take the piss out of him relentlessly. Secondly and probably most importantly is the stats themselves. Without his piston like legs that he only ever works out if he actually misses a kick he wouldn't have been able to dominate the DSFL like he has. He made more extra point kicks than any other kicker in the league and while his percentage perhaps wasn't as good it doesn't matter because he made more. He made more field goals than any other kicker including the most from 50 plus yards and the longest individual kick from a whopping fifty seven yards. As well as this he is sometimes called upon to go out and punt the ball and even though he is basically completely rubbish at punting he will still do it because the team needs him.
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SHL affliation: SHL affliation
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9. In terms of players that Thor Kirkby considers his greatest and closest friends who doesn't share his locker room over on the Colorado Yeti would have to be Austin Copperheads Tight End Peter Larson. Kirkby and Larson have been friends for life with both their fathers also being close to each other. Curiously enough Peter Larson's father is actually called Daniel Bischoff so I don't know what happened there but in this modern day who am I to judge. The Kirkby's and the Larson/Bischoffs used to spend every SHL offseason, where their fathers ply their trade, at the beaches and in the jungles of Hawaii. There was an old Scottish bloke who used to run a restaurant there on Maui and Peter Larson used to go absolutely made for Haggis which everyone else thought was pretty gross honestly. Sadly for Kirkby, Peter Larson hasn't been super dedicated to his training and as such it is unlikely that he stays around much longer so they may not fulfill their childhood dreams of playing together in the NSFL and will have to content themselves by eating Haggis on the beach in Hawaii and regaling each other of their various times and exciting stories from their respective teams.
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19. By far the best punter of them all is a very special man that has plied his trade for the last two seasons with the Minnesota Grey Ducks in the DSFL. There really are very few words that accurately describe how good of a kicker and punter that Silver Banana is. Starting off with his name. With such a ridiculous name you know that he has to be good otherwise literally everyone, coaches, his team mates and for sure the opposition would take the piss out of him relentlessly. Secondly and probably most importantly is the stats themselves. Without his piston like legs that he only ever works out if he actually misses a kick he wouldn't have been able to dominate the DSFL like he has. He made more extra point kicks than any other kicker in the league and while his percentage perhaps wasn't as good it doesn't matter because he made more. He made more field goals than any other kicker including the most from 50 plus yards and the longest individual kick from a whopping fifty seven yards. As well as this he is sometimes called upon to go out and punt the ball and even though he is basically completely rubbish at punting he will still do it because the team needs him.
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SHL affliation: SHL affliation
