17. Robbed
This task is telling me to write about why our team was robbed from making the playoffs. Unfortunately, I can’t do that. Well, I guess fortunately, because we made it. But we were really truly ROBBED from the goddamn Ultimus. We lost, no, got demolished by the Minnesota Grey Ducks and it haunts me to this day. How the hell could that happen?! We had the best defense in the league, you know, the trademark No Fly Zone, yet somehow we gave up 43 points that day. I also had a terrible game at quarterback, something that didn’t happen all that often. I may not have been perfect during the season, but I was far from bad. I had the most passing TDs of any quarterback in my draft class and I was expecting to have another such performance in the finals. You know who else robbed us? The refs. My god, what were those penalties? Unsportsmanlike conduct this… unnecessary roughness that. How the hell can there be unnecessary roughness called on ME, after I get sacked. He threw me to the ground, not the other way around. Come on now, that’s some bullshit. These whole playoffs were some bullshit. Oh well, we’ll get em next year.
7. Next Year
Speaking of next year, as I just finished the first question, let’s talk about why we’re going to win. Well, it may seem ridiculous to think we will win considering how many players we are losing. The entire No Fly Zone is gone, we’re losing Warren Stephens and Siddhu Sarvepally as well. Not having the running back maxed out with TPE is going to place even more burden on yours truly. But that is why we will win. I am ready to take the next step, and I’m accepting the challenge to lead Mb to greatness. We will have plenty of new players, and to be honest, so will many teams. Playing time will be carved out for the young guys, so parity should actually be fairly equal. It just matters how we draft too. I could use a new target or two, that would be nice. Luckily, I trust my GMs and whoever MB has in the war room to bring us a full crop of active new teammates who will be part of the MB family. These are exciting times, and even though we have lost so much of our team, we are down but most definitely not out. Next year, we’re bringing the fight right back to the DSFL.
6. Expansion
Well this is interesting. I am by no means equipped to be a GM in this league. I don’t have the sim, I don’t hang around Discord much… all that, and sometimes I don’t even do point tasks. But if I were awarded an expansion team, the first thing I would do is…well… question why the hell they chose me. Seriously, make a different choice! But if they were so convinced that Ramos was the man for the job, well I guess I’d have to bring the heat then huh. I would bring a team right here to the place I was born and the place I have been my whole life. Long Island, New York. I was born in New Hyde Park and that’s not exactly where I’d put the team, but you bet it would be on LI. Who the hell needs New York City? Upstate? Fuck no! Long Island is where it’s at. So lets do it. If you get crazy and feel like making bad decisions, give me the new expansion GM spot. I will bring back the pride to Long Island. God knows the Islanders stole that long ago. Disclaimer: the team would not play at the Nassau Coliseum, don’t worry.
3. Revenge
I’ll admit, I’m not big on revenge. Usually I just say what’s fair is fair and leave it at that. But I’m also not big on getting smacked 43 to whatever the final score of the Ultimus was. As I mentioned earlier, that was some bullshit. So, in that case, I would like to enact my revenge on the Minnesota Grey Ducks. I would make like the Birddogs logo and eat some ducks (or some Ws, like Jameis Winston) the next time we play them. They better be watching out, because angry Chris Ramos is not to be fucked with. It’s damn near a wrap next time they step in our stadium, or better yet, when we step in theirs. The whole new crop of draftees is going to have to step it up, and we will tell them from day 1 that taking down Minnesota is the absolute goal and we won’t stop until we beat them. Should we meet in the Ultimus next season, I am obviously leaving it all on the field and going nuts. I’ll be dropping dimes like Daniel Jones drops snaps in the NFL. Positive yardage only baby! Watch out Ducks, and the rest of yall too, because the Myrtle beach revenge tour starts…. NOW!
This task is telling me to write about why our team was robbed from making the playoffs. Unfortunately, I can’t do that. Well, I guess fortunately, because we made it. But we were really truly ROBBED from the goddamn Ultimus. We lost, no, got demolished by the Minnesota Grey Ducks and it haunts me to this day. How the hell could that happen?! We had the best defense in the league, you know, the trademark No Fly Zone, yet somehow we gave up 43 points that day. I also had a terrible game at quarterback, something that didn’t happen all that often. I may not have been perfect during the season, but I was far from bad. I had the most passing TDs of any quarterback in my draft class and I was expecting to have another such performance in the finals. You know who else robbed us? The refs. My god, what were those penalties? Unsportsmanlike conduct this… unnecessary roughness that. How the hell can there be unnecessary roughness called on ME, after I get sacked. He threw me to the ground, not the other way around. Come on now, that’s some bullshit. These whole playoffs were some bullshit. Oh well, we’ll get em next year.
7. Next Year
Speaking of next year, as I just finished the first question, let’s talk about why we’re going to win. Well, it may seem ridiculous to think we will win considering how many players we are losing. The entire No Fly Zone is gone, we’re losing Warren Stephens and Siddhu Sarvepally as well. Not having the running back maxed out with TPE is going to place even more burden on yours truly. But that is why we will win. I am ready to take the next step, and I’m accepting the challenge to lead Mb to greatness. We will have plenty of new players, and to be honest, so will many teams. Playing time will be carved out for the young guys, so parity should actually be fairly equal. It just matters how we draft too. I could use a new target or two, that would be nice. Luckily, I trust my GMs and whoever MB has in the war room to bring us a full crop of active new teammates who will be part of the MB family. These are exciting times, and even though we have lost so much of our team, we are down but most definitely not out. Next year, we’re bringing the fight right back to the DSFL.
6. Expansion
Well this is interesting. I am by no means equipped to be a GM in this league. I don’t have the sim, I don’t hang around Discord much… all that, and sometimes I don’t even do point tasks. But if I were awarded an expansion team, the first thing I would do is…well… question why the hell they chose me. Seriously, make a different choice! But if they were so convinced that Ramos was the man for the job, well I guess I’d have to bring the heat then huh. I would bring a team right here to the place I was born and the place I have been my whole life. Long Island, New York. I was born in New Hyde Park and that’s not exactly where I’d put the team, but you bet it would be on LI. Who the hell needs New York City? Upstate? Fuck no! Long Island is where it’s at. So lets do it. If you get crazy and feel like making bad decisions, give me the new expansion GM spot. I will bring back the pride to Long Island. God knows the Islanders stole that long ago. Disclaimer: the team would not play at the Nassau Coliseum, don’t worry.
3. Revenge
I’ll admit, I’m not big on revenge. Usually I just say what’s fair is fair and leave it at that. But I’m also not big on getting smacked 43 to whatever the final score of the Ultimus was. As I mentioned earlier, that was some bullshit. So, in that case, I would like to enact my revenge on the Minnesota Grey Ducks. I would make like the Birddogs logo and eat some ducks (or some Ws, like Jameis Winston) the next time we play them. They better be watching out, because angry Chris Ramos is not to be fucked with. It’s damn near a wrap next time they step in our stadium, or better yet, when we step in theirs. The whole new crop of draftees is going to have to step it up, and we will tell them from day 1 that taking down Minnesota is the absolute goal and we won’t stop until we beat them. Should we meet in the Ultimus next season, I am obviously leaving it all on the field and going nuts. I’ll be dropping dimes like Daniel Jones drops snaps in the NFL. Positive yardage only baby! Watch out Ducks, and the rest of yall too, because the Myrtle beach revenge tour starts…. NOW!
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