You want PickSix to write about why he'd be a good media grader? Please. Who you got applying? nothing but minor leagues and has-beens or never was. You need PickSix. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
The only reason you wouldn't give PickSix the job is because you hate me. It's okay, most people do, they want to keep me down and make sure I can't earn to get better with buying PEDs. Just remember, a champion like PickSix will always find a way to get his hands on the drugs that make him better.
PickSix has more time to any of these other scrubs applying, I'll be on the bench grading while my boy Leon McDavid is running the ball down your throat. Then I'll come out for like 2 plays max, pick the ball off, give it back to the offense, go back to the bench and continue grading.
If you want things done right and fast? You hire PickSix. But let me remind you now, PickSix ain't working for no 4m salary. PickSix isn't a 4m grader, PickSix can't feed his family with 4m a season. That kind of chump change might be good for someone like Dax Frost, but it barely pays for PickSix's whip.
Here's what you don't want to happen, you don't want to pass on PickSix like OCO and Philly. They're gonna regret that choice for years to come, especially when I make it to the hall of fame. Ask Portland how much they regret not treating me better before I went to Myrtle Beach. Ask Myrtle Beach how big of an impact PickSix was to their run to the finals this last year. PickSix is a winner, you pass on PickSix and you're gonna have angry people asking you when this is gonna be graded and why things haven't been graded yet. You hire PickSix and things will be graded even before they're written. That's the power of PickSix.
It's okay if you don't hire PickSix tho, PickSix understands, you're scared that one day you'll be without a job when PickSix does it better than you. It's normal, it's misplaced, but it's normal to feel that way. Quarterbacks and Wide Outs have been scared of PickSix since he declared for the DSFL draft a year ago. Fear is a powerful motivator, you can either stand with PIckSix, or you can stand against him. PickSix never forgets any slight against him. HO and the awards committee will find this out sooner rather than later as well.
While writing this stupid article for chump change, PickSix came to a realization. PickSix doesn't need this job, this job needs PickSix. PickSix don't even care anymore if you hire him or not. Look at the amount of responses you got, NONE. Only PickSix dared to waste his time to satisfy your own ego. Like I stated early on in my article. Nothing but minor leaguers, can't even be bothered to do your little assignment. That's why you need PickSix.
PickSix been running his mouth ever since he came into the league, many people have tried to shut him up, where they at now? Murphy? Retired. Frost? Position changed because he knew he couldn't compete. Kacey Dream? Kacey Dream ain't no one, he made a mistake taking Vegeta as his protege and not PickSix and I will expose him for it this year against OCO as well. Prince Vegeta is someone, PickSix considers him a friend, but everyone else can't hold PickSix's pads, let alone his plaque to the hall of fame.
You just need to tell yourself one thing and say 4 simple words and it'll all make sense.
HeHateme Picksix, you're hired.
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The only reason you wouldn't give PickSix the job is because you hate me. It's okay, most people do, they want to keep me down and make sure I can't earn to get better with buying PEDs. Just remember, a champion like PickSix will always find a way to get his hands on the drugs that make him better.
PickSix has more time to any of these other scrubs applying, I'll be on the bench grading while my boy Leon McDavid is running the ball down your throat. Then I'll come out for like 2 plays max, pick the ball off, give it back to the offense, go back to the bench and continue grading.
If you want things done right and fast? You hire PickSix. But let me remind you now, PickSix ain't working for no 4m salary. PickSix isn't a 4m grader, PickSix can't feed his family with 4m a season. That kind of chump change might be good for someone like Dax Frost, but it barely pays for PickSix's whip.
Here's what you don't want to happen, you don't want to pass on PickSix like OCO and Philly. They're gonna regret that choice for years to come, especially when I make it to the hall of fame. Ask Portland how much they regret not treating me better before I went to Myrtle Beach. Ask Myrtle Beach how big of an impact PickSix was to their run to the finals this last year. PickSix is a winner, you pass on PickSix and you're gonna have angry people asking you when this is gonna be graded and why things haven't been graded yet. You hire PickSix and things will be graded even before they're written. That's the power of PickSix.
It's okay if you don't hire PickSix tho, PickSix understands, you're scared that one day you'll be without a job when PickSix does it better than you. It's normal, it's misplaced, but it's normal to feel that way. Quarterbacks and Wide Outs have been scared of PickSix since he declared for the DSFL draft a year ago. Fear is a powerful motivator, you can either stand with PIckSix, or you can stand against him. PickSix never forgets any slight against him. HO and the awards committee will find this out sooner rather than later as well.
While writing this stupid article for chump change, PickSix came to a realization. PickSix doesn't need this job, this job needs PickSix. PickSix don't even care anymore if you hire him or not. Look at the amount of responses you got, NONE. Only PickSix dared to waste his time to satisfy your own ego. Like I stated early on in my article. Nothing but minor leaguers, can't even be bothered to do your little assignment. That's why you need PickSix.
PickSix been running his mouth ever since he came into the league, many people have tried to shut him up, where they at now? Murphy? Retired. Frost? Position changed because he knew he couldn't compete. Kacey Dream? Kacey Dream ain't no one, he made a mistake taking Vegeta as his protege and not PickSix and I will expose him for it this year against OCO as well. Prince Vegeta is someone, PickSix considers him a friend, but everyone else can't hold PickSix's pads, let alone his plaque to the hall of fame.
You just need to tell yourself one thing and say 4 simple words and it'll all make sense.
HeHateme Picksix, you're hired.
620 words
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