*Ryan Leaf Jr Presser

[ValorX77]

Hey there Ryan. Tim Timmerson, ESQ. here to ask you a few questions.

If, given the opportunity, would you trade 4 first round picks for a player?

Why did you sleep with my wife?

What team(s) are you most looking to sign with during free agency? Is there a team that you prefer over the others?

Is my son, Tim Timmerson Jr., biologically mine? My wife won’t tell me.

Chili’s, Applebee’s, or TGI Friday’s? Why? I need a good place to serve my wife the divorce papers.

1. Absolutely not.

2. I had never slept with your wife.

3. I am currently under contract for another few seasons.

4. Tries best Maury impression You are the father.

5. Chili’s. No more than that.