(S21) - PT2 - Hall of Fame

[SwankyPants31]

Gregor Clegane should be in the NSFL Hall of Fame, and the fact that the mountain himself didn’t make it in the first ballot is laughable and shameful for the league itself. He has both the longevity in the league as well as the stats to be a shoe in. So why is he not, you might ask? Simple, everyone hates him and his tendency to gouge quarterback eyes after a sack. Considering he racked up 81 sacks over his career, and if we roll with the assumption that each quarterback sacked has two eyes, that’s 162 career eye gouges. Check my math if you’d like, but I’m pretty confident in that one. That number of eye gouges alone should be enough to get him right in, so I can only assume the people making votes were the quarterbacks he blinded who accidentally picked the wrong option. We’re talking about a man right now who doesn’t even have a wiki page, nor does he need one. Mothers cry and grown men shake when his name is uttered. In addition to his personal stats, he also is one of only 9 players in NSFL history to have 4 or more Ultimus Bowl wins. Follow my clown math, that’s 40.5 eye gouges per Ultimus. If you don’t think those are Hall of Fame numbers you can just get right out of my face.

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