You wanna talk about the hall of fame? More like the hall of shame, for not already having inducted Ugarth the Dissector.
Not that he'd even wanna be in your dumb club. I mean, he's only the most dominant player in the DSFL right now. Tackles, tackles for loss, passes defended, a safety. Sacks. He knows a thing or two about sacks, as it turns out, because it takes a big one to be the first Orcish player in an entire league. Talking about breaking the color barrier. What about the tusk barrier, huh?
At least Tijuana and NOLA paid him the respect due. Every other team just put their QBs heads on the metaphorical (for now) chopping block. Maybe one day the league will come together and recognize the raw physical power and brilliant, savage cunning that is Ugarth the Dissector. Until then, he's just gonna keep adding notches into his axe. This is what he's up to for this season alone, and let this serve as a warning for much more to come:
Tackles: 49 (aka a fuck ton)
Tackles for Loss: 1 (because all the other ones are sacks)
Sacks: 2 (plus his own, which should count as like 4 of your puny human ones)
Interceptions: 1 (one more than you've got, pink skin)
Safeties: 1 (AKA half the league's worth)
Why do they call it a safety anyway? Nowhere on the field is safe when Ugarth is on the hunt.
Not that he'd even wanna be in your dumb club. I mean, he's only the most dominant player in the DSFL right now. Tackles, tackles for loss, passes defended, a safety. Sacks. He knows a thing or two about sacks, as it turns out, because it takes a big one to be the first Orcish player in an entire league. Talking about breaking the color barrier. What about the tusk barrier, huh?
At least Tijuana and NOLA paid him the respect due. Every other team just put their QBs heads on the metaphorical (for now) chopping block. Maybe one day the league will come together and recognize the raw physical power and brilliant, savage cunning that is Ugarth the Dissector. Until then, he's just gonna keep adding notches into his axe. This is what he's up to for this season alone, and let this serve as a warning for much more to come:
Tackles: 49 (aka a fuck ton)
Tackles for Loss: 1 (because all the other ones are sacks)
Sacks: 2 (plus his own, which should count as like 4 of your puny human ones)
Interceptions: 1 (one more than you've got, pink skin)
Safeties: 1 (AKA half the league's worth)
Why do they call it a safety anyway? Nowhere on the field is safe when Ugarth is on the hunt.
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