(S21) - PT3 - Quarantine

[Jangorhino]

Mario VonPebbles says social distancing can kiss his ass. I’m more worried about this awful rotting infection I caught on my peen. Ever since that Lithuanian prison stay this pesky infection won’t go away. The outermost 1/16th of my foreskin has already rotted off. There’s a voodoo witch doctor up here in Minnesota and I’m thinking about going to see them. That’s what I would do if the league shut down. It burns when I pee.

Thank goodness for the NSFL though, for real. With all other sports teams tits up, I got nothing going on. All my fantasy teams are DOA. My fantasy basketball team is lit! I got Kawhi and Vucevic and Christian Wood and Valincuinas and a couple other studs! The good news is I picked up Boogie Cousins. He could be back when the league returns! The crazy thing about my fantasy basketball team is, last year I had a fire sale for draft picks. I ended up with two first round picks and two second round picks. It’s a keeper league and we keep two keepers. The bad news was my keepers were John Wall and Boogie. So I ended up keeping Mitchell Robinson and Kevin Love instead. Even with those injuries I’m still 3rd in the league standings. This makes Mario happy! I love speaking about myself in 3rd person. Like Ricky Henderson!!

Mario out!!

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