(S21) - PT3 - Quarantine

[Booger]

If the DSFL canceled its season, Im sure I'd have plenty to do. First of all, like my name implies, some ball fondlage would occur, behind closed doors of course. When this becomes mundane, I'd busy myself with the study of the Great One, legendary Booger McFarland. Monday Night Football would become my soundtrack to life, and I'd replay the heavenly sound of Booger's voice during whatever I do, from the shower to mid ball fondlage. Though we don't share the same position, I'd also be sure to watch tape and busy myself with dissecting the tactics and strategies used by Booger mid game.
As a family man, I'd make sure to keep in touch with my 8 siblings as well as my two parents, Hugh Janice and Candice Dik-fit-in-ur-mouth.
Of course in today's day and age, everything is possible through the internet, so I'd continue communicating with my teammates through friendly games of online Risk.
On a somewhat related note, I've been working on a football safe hazmat suit. It may not offer the full protection a set of pads does, but it offers full protection from the novel Corona virus. Approving the suit for use in games would be an arduous task, but for practice less regulations are present so I'm sure we could finagle a way to use the suit as a means through which to remain active during the pandemic.

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