If the NSFL and DSFL shut down, I would firstly take my angry comments to twitter and curse out HO as one does when they have intense emotions and need an irrational outlet. I would then contact my LR and organize a riot, where we take to the streets (at proper social distance) and let the world know how we were robbed of an ultimini. That’s right, the London Royals will win the Ultimini this year so long as the Beer Aids keeps its distance from the glory that is the NSFL/DSFL.
After our riot was promptly shut down, we would take to our homes and load up a variety of multiplayer games, like the nerds that we all are. The recent fad, Jackbox games, would be a mainstay in our LR. We would organize a spreadsheet and every week, the player with least number of wins would forfeit that week’s salary to supply the team with mountain dew and Doritos for the week. Finally, as a contingency, if one player lost so much that they had no money at all, we, as a team would organize a fund to help lobby the government to allow a football player who makes 5 million a season to go on welfare.
Upon hearing on this announcement, Quinn wouldn’t be that mad. There’s always more pick 6’s to put on my stat line for next year.
After our riot was promptly shut down, we would take to our homes and load up a variety of multiplayer games, like the nerds that we all are. The recent fad, Jackbox games, would be a mainstay in our LR. We would organize a spreadsheet and every week, the player with least number of wins would forfeit that week’s salary to supply the team with mountain dew and Doritos for the week. Finally, as a contingency, if one player lost so much that they had no money at all, we, as a team would organize a fund to help lobby the government to allow a football player who makes 5 million a season to go on welfare.
Upon hearing on this announcement, Quinn wouldn’t be that mad. There’s always more pick 6’s to put on my stat line for next year.
