If the NSFL league decided to suspend the season I’d be super upset. The Kansas City Coyotes are well on track for the Ultimini and our locker room is lit. The only upside is I wouldn’t have to come to training where KC think its useful to have us train with real live coyotes! And the bites are stacking up and are painful. I’m even starting to fear the howl. But I guess if there were no games to play, us coyotes would be playing a ton of Risk. It’s become quite the event in our locker room and you can play it online. At least that’s good strategy training… if we were actually going to war. A few of us might just go crazy over time though. Phat boi for one I could see going a bit loopy as isolation could have him hallucinating QBs in his hallway and he’ll begin rushing them and smashing head first into the walls. Tree should be fine as long as the team is able to supply copious amounts of cereal for him. Our GMs butters and starboy I imagine could be quite thankful for a season cancellation. I’d imagine all the late night simming is beginning to take its toll. But overall, hella glad for this league, it’s keeping me going each day and I’m super glad to be a part of it!
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