(S21) - PT3 - Quarantine

[2Burkeulosis]

If the NSFL closed its doors for the rest of the year I (Susan Cash Jr.) wouldn’t stress it. I mean sure I would be saddened and disappointed that my rookie season came to such an unceremonious end but it’s not the end of the world and as a public figure I would put on a brave face and be an example for other people to look up to. Of course this would only be my public cover. Mild mannered football player by day, caped crusader by night. Under the cover of darkness I would don a mask and costume and become a Robin Hood type character. I would go from house to house stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Except instead of money I’m stealing toilet paper from people who are unnecessarily hoarding it and giving it to the masses. If my teammates wish to assist me in this endeavor then we can be a band of Merry Men. They can assist me with planning the heists, scouting out locations, finding people who are hoarding toilet paper and committing the heists themselves. It would be fun and me and my teammates could actually live in Sherwood forest.

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