*Transparency on Chicago: Day 2

[.Laser]

OKAY THERE ARE SOME MISCONCEPTIONS HERE

1. No, Laser was not the person we suggested
2. No, Oles is *not* interim GM, it's Jiggly and Stennett
3. No, there is no communist revolution it's just a metaphor you suckers can't take my riches from me

I mean no disrespect to Chicago, but I would not want the job of trying to rebuild that team.