(S21) - PT4 - Ultimus Dreamin’

[ddrector]

The New Orleans Second Line is poised to take hold of the Ultimus this season. We've been building towards this for a few seasons now and have a team loaded with talent at all positions that's ready to win it all. We suffered two close losses at home recently, but that can happen to any team with how much the sim likes to fuck around. I'm confident that we can lock up home field advantage and make everyone come to New Orleans to play, where we won't lose again. We've lost in the conference championship game on the road these last two seasons, but we'll be the ones at home this year. All we have to do is take care of two out of conference opponents on the road and we finish the season 11-2. While some might be skeptical of that possibility we have yet to lose on the road this season and I don't expect that to end now. The one thing that will stop us from winning it all will be sim fuckery. We were testing at >70% for both of the games on Friday and lost both of them. You can't tell me that's not some sim bullshit. How are we going to beat the Otters in Orange County and then lose to them at home? I digress, the Second Line is the best team in the league this year and we will win it all before the expansion draft tears us apart.