(S21) - PT4 - Ultimus Dreamin’

[Muford]

After a long and humbling season in Colorado, I honestly do believe that they could win the Ultimus and change the Colorado Yeti for the better. The Colorado Yeti are the only team left of the original six that still do not have an Ultimus Win. This defense has some of the meanest mother fuckers on the planet, especially on the front four with Bubba Thumper, John Smirh, Immanuel Blackstone and Steco Ocewilder. These men will rip your faces off as they run past you to get to the Quarterback. The Linebacking Trio is also quite deadly, lead by Tony Gabagool and MVP frontrunner (in my mind) Mo Berry. This defense eats people alive. The offense is no slouch either, lead by Wolfie McDummy at Quarterback followed with Wide Receivers Laszlo Forty-Two, and Red Arrow. The Colorado Yeti are losing John Smirh at the end of the season, since he is going to become a GM of the Chicago Butchers, but this is the year to capitalize and bring a trophy home to Colorado. This team is the bees knees and has the grind to make it all happen, and we as whole believe that we can get a few right calls our way and it’s game over for everyone else.

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