04-06-2020, 12:49 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-08-2020, 02:47 AM by RotticusScott.)
1. Affiliate SHL
4. For my Offensive Lineman appreciation I'm going to do Myrtle Beach's very own beefy boy, Simon Tremblay. Simon is a send down just like me, and has been handing out punishment to defensive linemen like Myrtle Beach has never seen before over these past two seasons. Simon allowed one single sack the entire season, with a monstrous 53 pancakes served up. Simon has the tough job of playing center, taking the job as the quarter back of the offensive line. Even though he's not leading the league in pancakes, among centers he's ahead of the next guy by 13, and that next guy is a bot! Center is probably the hardest offensive line position to play, as you're truly the only thing between the quarterback and a big 'ol hit stick for the first few moments of a play. Simon's big brain allows him to analyze all the chaos going on in front of him pre-snap, then the skill and strength to take that defensive lineman and pancake them right onto the grass. Without him MB would be down a lineman, but they'd also be down a friend. Simon isn't our only offensive lineman in Myrtle Beach, as we also have big bad doug quail and Baaaad man Bruce Buckey, but Simon is our fearless leader at the front of the pack.
17. I would be doing a sponsorship deal for a large bank, as I have gone through the experience of max earning without having a league job. This experience has lead me to the mission of ensuring everyone in our league can get the most out of their season, and the best way to do so is through my new sponsorship. "Hi Rotticus Scott here for gib monies banking service! Here at gib monies, we make sure that every single player in the National Simulation Football League has exactly what they need to get the most TPE available to them, Monies! Our founder, Earl Sauce, believed that everyone deserved more of that sweet sweet league currency, and has made it his life goal to ensure that. Need more monies? hit up gib monies. We got your back!". This ad would play like a "hulu has live sports" ad, with me wearing a "gib monies" jersey instead of my Myrtle Beach green or Colorado red. I would also be eating a bagel throughout the entire commercial, because you know, bagel. This sponsorship is my last bit of money I need to get equipment for the season, and the last chunk I get after buying equipment will be reinvested back into gib monies banking service.
19. I'm lucky enough to be in two great locker rooms right now, but as this is going to be my last season in Myrtle Beach, I'll talk about the Beach Boy locker room. Coming into the league I was inactive for 2 weeks, and had just signed up because a big wave of my fellow major league redditball players had just signed up. I basically forgot about the league until Frost, Myrtle Beach's GM at the time, messaged me informing me I had been drafted in the 14th round by his team. I figured, what the hell, I'll check out the locker room and see whats up. Upon joining I found an extremely welcoming group of people, including many I had already been close friends with in MLR. On top of this, Frost and Cory were both so shocked that I had joined and been enthusiastic that they immediately put me to work, helping me through the rookie tasks and getting my first few bits of TPE. This quickly began the road to where I am now, chasing every little bit of TPE I can find, and becoming the best player I can be. I owe my great experiences in NSFL to the leadership at MB, and as I leave the team as a player, I will always be a bucc at heart.
4. For my Offensive Lineman appreciation I'm going to do Myrtle Beach's very own beefy boy, Simon Tremblay. Simon is a send down just like me, and has been handing out punishment to defensive linemen like Myrtle Beach has never seen before over these past two seasons. Simon allowed one single sack the entire season, with a monstrous 53 pancakes served up. Simon has the tough job of playing center, taking the job as the quarter back of the offensive line. Even though he's not leading the league in pancakes, among centers he's ahead of the next guy by 13, and that next guy is a bot! Center is probably the hardest offensive line position to play, as you're truly the only thing between the quarterback and a big 'ol hit stick for the first few moments of a play. Simon's big brain allows him to analyze all the chaos going on in front of him pre-snap, then the skill and strength to take that defensive lineman and pancake them right onto the grass. Without him MB would be down a lineman, but they'd also be down a friend. Simon isn't our only offensive lineman in Myrtle Beach, as we also have big bad doug quail and Baaaad man Bruce Buckey, but Simon is our fearless leader at the front of the pack.
17. I would be doing a sponsorship deal for a large bank, as I have gone through the experience of max earning without having a league job. This experience has lead me to the mission of ensuring everyone in our league can get the most out of their season, and the best way to do so is through my new sponsorship. "Hi Rotticus Scott here for gib monies banking service! Here at gib monies, we make sure that every single player in the National Simulation Football League has exactly what they need to get the most TPE available to them, Monies! Our founder, Earl Sauce, believed that everyone deserved more of that sweet sweet league currency, and has made it his life goal to ensure that. Need more monies? hit up gib monies. We got your back!". This ad would play like a "hulu has live sports" ad, with me wearing a "gib monies" jersey instead of my Myrtle Beach green or Colorado red. I would also be eating a bagel throughout the entire commercial, because you know, bagel. This sponsorship is my last bit of money I need to get equipment for the season, and the last chunk I get after buying equipment will be reinvested back into gib monies banking service.
19. I'm lucky enough to be in two great locker rooms right now, but as this is going to be my last season in Myrtle Beach, I'll talk about the Beach Boy locker room. Coming into the league I was inactive for 2 weeks, and had just signed up because a big wave of my fellow major league redditball players had just signed up. I basically forgot about the league until Frost, Myrtle Beach's GM at the time, messaged me informing me I had been drafted in the 14th round by his team. I figured, what the hell, I'll check out the locker room and see whats up. Upon joining I found an extremely welcoming group of people, including many I had already been close friends with in MLR. On top of this, Frost and Cory were both so shocked that I had joined and been enthusiastic that they immediately put me to work, helping me through the rookie tasks and getting my first few bits of TPE. This quickly began the road to where I am now, chasing every little bit of TPE I can find, and becoming the best player I can be. I owe my great experiences in NSFL to the leadership at MB, and as I leave the team as a player, I will always be a bucc at heart.
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