(S21) - Ultimus Week

[Bayley]

1) PBE Point Task

PBE PT Affiliate

2) Armchair GM
Written: What moves could your team make to improve for the next year, be it in free agency, keeping players, the draft, etc. (Please be careful to avoid tampering.)

There are so many things that the Chicago Butchers can do next year to try to complete, but I really think we will look for the draft and free agency, but when you think about the needs that we have as a team, a lot of it will come on offense when you think about Rose Jenkins looking at retiring, we also would love to bring in another Wide Receiver, and of course, we would love to look at any upgrades where we can, but also defense will be important as we have John Smirh coming in on the defensive line, but we could obviously use some defensive ends as well as some cornerbacks and safeties because we only have Ridley coming back right now with our #1 CB retiring on us during the season, but we do have some Linebackers coming in which should be really good, and Rambo still being at safety, but we are going to need to upgrade that or we will likely be kinda weak through the air which is something we do not want to happen as a lot of quarterbacks will look to just throw the ball a ton which we do not like at all, so we will look to bring in some players that help us now as well as the future through this huge draft which I am looking forward to just a lot.
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3) Rivalry
Written: Which team or player would you consider to be your greatest rival? Write 200 words on why you are rivals with them and why you want them to lose (don’t harass other users please).

I think there is only one option for a rival, it is going to be Mo Berry or less Berry for what he is commonly known as, but there is no doubt that he should not be getting the MVP because he does not have the berries to come after me and tell me why I am not worthy of getting that because obviously I am going to be a rookie, so Benson Bayley Jr., Mo Berry is going to be my goal, but be way better than Berry because I am going to be way better, Berry better watch out for me, I am going to be breaking every record that he has, so you see TPE, going to be gone, do you see sacks, going to be gone, do you see tackles, going to be gone, everything that Berry has and Chicago will have a Championship before Berry does, you can believe that, everything that Berry has will not be anything when it comes to Bayley, look at the two Championships by my username, that means I am going to be way better than Mo Berry, Mo Berry may want a MVP, but there is no doubt that I will be getting everything more, I am going to be rivals with them, whether they like it or not, Mo Berry < Benson Bayley Jr. @Frick_Nasty
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4) Sponsorships
Written: You’ve been contacted to appear in a company’s ad airing during the Ultimus. What is the ad about?

Benson Bayley Jr is an upcoming linebacker prospect in the next draft, so he has to be in a Chick Fil A commercial since Bayley Jr loves the chicken sandwiches from Chick Fil A, but unlike Chick Fil A, Bayley Jr is open on Sundays when he will be way better than Mo Berry, so in this commercial, Bayley Jr is eating an original chicken sandwich, not one of those deluxe ones, Bayley Jr does not think that the deluxe is worth the money, but Bayley Jr will be eating the Chick Fil A original chicken sandwich when Mo Berry, who has not won an Ultimus walks in, Bayley will have his Chick Fil A chicken sandwich but when Mo Berry goes to order the Chick Fil A sandwich, they tell them that they are not close to done making him his sandwich just like he is not close to winning the Championship. Mo Berry gets sad, but Bayley Jr has his chicken sandwich and his father has the Championship wins, so Chick Fil A will love to have both Linebackers in the ad and the commercial that this happens in since they both love the Chick Fil A chicken sandwich. Who else would be in this commercial other than these two who are clearly rivals in leagues, so no doubt this makes sense.
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