1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims, give your predictions; if it is afterwards, give a review of the game.
So my predictions were slightly off. I thought that we would beat Yellowknife finally but then lose to the Hawks in the following game. Luckily Yellowknife being in the final means we already know they are not going to win it so as of writing at least I got the final correct. I had the Otters winning it all since they were the most on fire team but I guess NOLA found form again to defeat them.
I am not 100% surprised by out lose though as I did state that in this play-offs we would live and die by the Wolfie and we certainly did. Which just really sucks honestly cause I am unprotected and I will not have helped them do literally anything but be competitive and that does not mean jack fucking shit. My only only prediction really was that an upset could happen with Austin vs NOLA since NOLA were not doing well at all going into the play-offs or that the Hawks would shock everyone and will it all regardless of whoever managed to win the other division but that prediction was well off it seems.
So safe to say my predicting in NSFL is way off. Which is funny considering how accurate I get it in PBE lol. To review everything as a whole though: This season was the worst ever.
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6) Next Year
Written: If your team didn’t win the title this year, why do you believe they can win the next year (or the year after that)?
Well, every team technically will be hit being way worse due to the fact 2 new teams are going to exist. I doubt either of them will really be super strong since the history of expansion teams include Chicago. But I think the Yeti will still be a contender. Mo Berry is regressing quite a bit and the whole Lazzy most likely leaving unless they hate OL is a possibility but maybe the 2 new expansion teams will leave me be as well. If Lazzy stays on the Yeti I think we would be a little better just due to the fact how many active great young players we have but we will see overall.
I think NOLA will win back-to-back if i'm honest though. Hard to really stop them considering all the talent they possess on that team and the GMs are two of the best in the league.
Finally, I am hoping more than anything it is me who is winning next season. I do not mean in victories with whoever I am playing for, but more so I am happy with my player for once cause I cannot remember the last time I was hyped to see lazzy perform on the field. That to me would be more than a title to be honest...
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17) Sponsorships
Written: You’ve been contacted to appear in a company’s ad airing during the Ultimus. What is the ad about?
"Hello. Mr. Forty-Two here. The Laz will be telling you to buy new product called Hungarian Pringles flavour. Is better than all other flavours. Why? Do not ask why. Just believe Laszlo. Laszlo does not lie for money. Yes, The Laz has decided to advertise product he believes in. You will buy new flavour so it can get rid of all other puny flavours. Except Texas BBQ. You get free pass. This is demand, not request by the way. You will go out even in current quarentine and stockpile great new flavour of Laszlo Forty-Two will break you. Will break family! Will break everything you hold dear!"
Yeah, something tells me that perhaps Lazzy being in adverts is not that good of an idea. I now semi feel bad for Pringles cause how are they supposed to get out of this without major casualties suffered. The third person talking hungarian truly is built with an ocean of charisma but god help anyone who decides to try and stop him about stuff he is passionate about.
I think not many other companies he would even advertise with. Jose in PBE does milk and tacos so I could see Lazzy doing a competitors milk or taco company as well just to spite Jose cause he likes being mean to him. But I think it would also heavily depend on the money too.
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18) Awards Season
Written: Make the case for one of your teammates to win an award at the NSFL or DSFL levels. What have they done to earn the nod?
Fuck Head Office. Fuck awards committee. Fuck you all. Give me my deserved Breakout Award.
[15 words, but take them for free. Not 1 of my 4.]
20) Nostalgia
Written: What is your happiest memory in this league?
Wow, what a weird question. I think the happiest I ever was in NSFL was when I was playing for the Luchadores. I absolutely loved my first season and how good we really were. At one point we were close to beating Chicago in total TPE they were that garbage and we were that good. However we ended up losing the play-offs. The following season was my time to shine and that just did not end up happening. It was the first time I would get a small taste of how shitty wide receiver was as a position and how irrelevant I was but luckily we ended up winning the Ultimini.
I fucking loved dicking San Antonio (But lets be honest, that could be said for any season or team they faced) and then beating the Pythons in the final. The hype we felt was amazing. It was as hype as when the Whalers won game 7 against those stupid pricks in Anaheim. Everyone was happy and I could leave them knowing I had helped them win another title. It was great.
I have always loved being on the Yeti, but I do not have a stand out moment. A game I can highlight that was amazing or hype for me because Lazzy has done fuck all as a WR. He has just been on the pitch and not really done much but help get a couple of yards. I have no idea how this position is so popular.
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Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims, give your predictions; if it is afterwards, give a review of the game.
So my predictions were slightly off. I thought that we would beat Yellowknife finally but then lose to the Hawks in the following game. Luckily Yellowknife being in the final means we already know they are not going to win it so as of writing at least I got the final correct. I had the Otters winning it all since they were the most on fire team but I guess NOLA found form again to defeat them.
I am not 100% surprised by out lose though as I did state that in this play-offs we would live and die by the Wolfie and we certainly did. Which just really sucks honestly cause I am unprotected and I will not have helped them do literally anything but be competitive and that does not mean jack fucking shit. My only only prediction really was that an upset could happen with Austin vs NOLA since NOLA were not doing well at all going into the play-offs or that the Hawks would shock everyone and will it all regardless of whoever managed to win the other division but that prediction was well off it seems.
So safe to say my predicting in NSFL is way off. Which is funny considering how accurate I get it in PBE lol. To review everything as a whole though: This season was the worst ever.
[229 Words]
6) Next Year
Written: If your team didn’t win the title this year, why do you believe they can win the next year (or the year after that)?
Well, every team technically will be hit being way worse due to the fact 2 new teams are going to exist. I doubt either of them will really be super strong since the history of expansion teams include Chicago. But I think the Yeti will still be a contender. Mo Berry is regressing quite a bit and the whole Lazzy most likely leaving unless they hate OL is a possibility but maybe the 2 new expansion teams will leave me be as well. If Lazzy stays on the Yeti I think we would be a little better just due to the fact how many active great young players we have but we will see overall.
I think NOLA will win back-to-back if i'm honest though. Hard to really stop them considering all the talent they possess on that team and the GMs are two of the best in the league.
Finally, I am hoping more than anything it is me who is winning next season. I do not mean in victories with whoever I am playing for, but more so I am happy with my player for once cause I cannot remember the last time I was hyped to see lazzy perform on the field. That to me would be more than a title to be honest...
[219 words]
17) Sponsorships
Written: You’ve been contacted to appear in a company’s ad airing during the Ultimus. What is the ad about?
"Hello. Mr. Forty-Two here. The Laz will be telling you to buy new product called Hungarian Pringles flavour. Is better than all other flavours. Why? Do not ask why. Just believe Laszlo. Laszlo does not lie for money. Yes, The Laz has decided to advertise product he believes in. You will buy new flavour so it can get rid of all other puny flavours. Except Texas BBQ. You get free pass. This is demand, not request by the way. You will go out even in current quarentine and stockpile great new flavour of Laszlo Forty-Two will break you. Will break family! Will break everything you hold dear!"
Yeah, something tells me that perhaps Lazzy being in adverts is not that good of an idea. I now semi feel bad for Pringles cause how are they supposed to get out of this without major casualties suffered. The third person talking hungarian truly is built with an ocean of charisma but god help anyone who decides to try and stop him about stuff he is passionate about.
I think not many other companies he would even advertise with. Jose in PBE does milk and tacos so I could see Lazzy doing a competitors milk or taco company as well just to spite Jose cause he likes being mean to him. But I think it would also heavily depend on the money too.
[232 words]
18) Awards Season
Written: Make the case for one of your teammates to win an award at the NSFL or DSFL levels. What have they done to earn the nod?
Fuck Head Office. Fuck awards committee. Fuck you all. Give me my deserved Breakout Award.
[15 words, but take them for free. Not 1 of my 4.]
20) Nostalgia
Written: What is your happiest memory in this league?
Wow, what a weird question. I think the happiest I ever was in NSFL was when I was playing for the Luchadores. I absolutely loved my first season and how good we really were. At one point we were close to beating Chicago in total TPE they were that garbage and we were that good. However we ended up losing the play-offs. The following season was my time to shine and that just did not end up happening. It was the first time I would get a small taste of how shitty wide receiver was as a position and how irrelevant I was but luckily we ended up winning the Ultimini.
I fucking loved dicking San Antonio (But lets be honest, that could be said for any season or team they faced) and then beating the Pythons in the final. The hype we felt was amazing. It was as hype as when the Whalers won game 7 against those stupid pricks in Anaheim. Everyone was happy and I could leave them knowing I had helped them win another title. It was great.
I have always loved being on the Yeti, but I do not have a stand out moment. A game I can highlight that was amazing or hype for me because Lazzy has done fuck all as a WR. He has just been on the pitch and not really done much but help get a couple of yards. I have no idea how this position is so popular.
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