1) Playoff Reviews
One tough game to sit through was the Yellowknife Wraiths at the Colorado Yeti. The Yet went up quickly, 7-3 in the first Eight minutes of the game, only for the Yellowknife Wraiths to pull ahead to end the first quarter. After that, it was back and forth in the second quarter, with the Colorado Yeti hitting 2 field goals, and the Wraiths hitting one to tie the game at 13 all at halftime. Once the third quarter came though, it was all Yellowknife. Cooter Bigsby hit a two-yard pass to Bender B. Rodriguez for the go ahead Touchdown, and the Wraiths never looked back. That was with 16 seconds left in the third quarter. The Wraiths then went on to score another Touchdown in the 4th, a 20 yard pass to Rayne Gordon, and the Colorado Yeti never had another chance at it. The Wraiths just were the more dominant team this game, and even though the beginning of the season the Colorado Yeti were the favorites to win it all, luck just did not shine on their side, even with the home field advantage. The Yellowknife Wraiths are now in the Ultimus, so if they win it all you could at least say that the Colorado Yeti lost to the Ultimus Champions.
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2) Playoffs MVP
The MVP of the playoffs has to be none other then Forrest Gump. He dominated, and I mean DOMINATED the Austin Copperheads with 20 carries, for 125 yards, and a touchdown. That equates to 6.2 yards per carry. That pure dominance is just not seen nearly as much anymore. He also then caught 3 catches for 22 yards and an average of 7.3 yards per catch, against the Copperheads alone. The follow-up game against the Orange County Otters, Forrest Gump cooled off, rushing 19 times for 72 yards with a 3.8 average, but still was a force to be reckoned with. He caught 2 passes for 33 yards at an average of 16.5 per catch. Forrest Gump was all over both defenses and honestly, without him in New Orleans, I don’t know if I could have seen them winning both games. Yes, they only won against the Otters on the road, in overtime on a last second field goal, but Forrest Gump did what he had to do to run them into position. It’s great when you have a Running back by committee like they do with the Second Line, so your stars can really get some of the rest and do even better later in games.
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3) Scouting Report
Griff Oberwald is going to be a force to be reckoned with in the DSFL as well as the NSFL. Standing a staggering 6’6 and a massive 250 pounds, he is already a monster. As well as coming from the deadly sport of Bloodbowl, this American Football stuff will be a breeze. You know, Griff had to go against monsters of all types of species, races, and the like. How would you like to line up against the spawns of chaos? Most people would run screaming, but not Griff Oberwald. He would line up against these monsters and really show them what he is made of. Griff Oberwald’s downfall, if you could even say that, would be that he is more of a Jack of all Trades, master of None. He is really good at everything he does, but nothing stands out more then the other thing. Griff Oberwald is here to take names, take heads, and probably also steal your girls as well. Griff knows no bounds, and as stated previously, he’s gone against demons and the like, so what’s a few pansy players in uniforms going to do against the great Griff Oberwald. Coming to a field near you soon, just be ready for the excitement when he comes.
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4) Kicker Appreciation
The Kicker appreciation I am going to be talking about today is none other then the New Orleans Second Line kicker Herbert Prohaska. Herbet Prohaska has been able to chip in Field goals at a 90% clip, as well as hit extra points at a 92.9% clip as well. He’s made 39/42 for Extra Points, and 27/30 for Field Goals. Yeah, he’s not the best kicker based purely on percentage wise on either the Extra Points or Field Goals, but he has been the man for the New Orleans Second Line, especially during the playoffs. Against the Austin Copperheads, he hit 2/2 on Extra Points and on Field goals he was 3/3, 1 from 20-29 yards, and the other 2 coming from 40-49 yards. The man also has a great leg for punting, as he kicked 7 punts against Austin for 327 yards, a long of 70, and 2 inside the 20. Against the Otters he kicked 3/3 on extra points, as well as 2/2 on field goals, one from 30-39 yards and one from 40-49 yards, including one being the Overtime winner, which was from 46 yards, to propel the New Orleans Second Line into the Ultimus. Kickers do not get enough love, and you need to sit back and realize, kickers are some of the most useful players in the league, even when the sim is potato and hates them.
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One tough game to sit through was the Yellowknife Wraiths at the Colorado Yeti. The Yet went up quickly, 7-3 in the first Eight minutes of the game, only for the Yellowknife Wraiths to pull ahead to end the first quarter. After that, it was back and forth in the second quarter, with the Colorado Yeti hitting 2 field goals, and the Wraiths hitting one to tie the game at 13 all at halftime. Once the third quarter came though, it was all Yellowknife. Cooter Bigsby hit a two-yard pass to Bender B. Rodriguez for the go ahead Touchdown, and the Wraiths never looked back. That was with 16 seconds left in the third quarter. The Wraiths then went on to score another Touchdown in the 4th, a 20 yard pass to Rayne Gordon, and the Colorado Yeti never had another chance at it. The Wraiths just were the more dominant team this game, and even though the beginning of the season the Colorado Yeti were the favorites to win it all, luck just did not shine on their side, even with the home field advantage. The Yellowknife Wraiths are now in the Ultimus, so if they win it all you could at least say that the Colorado Yeti lost to the Ultimus Champions.
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2) Playoffs MVP
The MVP of the playoffs has to be none other then Forrest Gump. He dominated, and I mean DOMINATED the Austin Copperheads with 20 carries, for 125 yards, and a touchdown. That equates to 6.2 yards per carry. That pure dominance is just not seen nearly as much anymore. He also then caught 3 catches for 22 yards and an average of 7.3 yards per catch, against the Copperheads alone. The follow-up game against the Orange County Otters, Forrest Gump cooled off, rushing 19 times for 72 yards with a 3.8 average, but still was a force to be reckoned with. He caught 2 passes for 33 yards at an average of 16.5 per catch. Forrest Gump was all over both defenses and honestly, without him in New Orleans, I don’t know if I could have seen them winning both games. Yes, they only won against the Otters on the road, in overtime on a last second field goal, but Forrest Gump did what he had to do to run them into position. It’s great when you have a Running back by committee like they do with the Second Line, so your stars can really get some of the rest and do even better later in games.
(207 words)
3) Scouting Report
Griff Oberwald is going to be a force to be reckoned with in the DSFL as well as the NSFL. Standing a staggering 6’6 and a massive 250 pounds, he is already a monster. As well as coming from the deadly sport of Bloodbowl, this American Football stuff will be a breeze. You know, Griff had to go against monsters of all types of species, races, and the like. How would you like to line up against the spawns of chaos? Most people would run screaming, but not Griff Oberwald. He would line up against these monsters and really show them what he is made of. Griff Oberwald’s downfall, if you could even say that, would be that he is more of a Jack of all Trades, master of None. He is really good at everything he does, but nothing stands out more then the other thing. Griff Oberwald is here to take names, take heads, and probably also steal your girls as well. Griff knows no bounds, and as stated previously, he’s gone against demons and the like, so what’s a few pansy players in uniforms going to do against the great Griff Oberwald. Coming to a field near you soon, just be ready for the excitement when he comes.
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4) Kicker Appreciation
The Kicker appreciation I am going to be talking about today is none other then the New Orleans Second Line kicker Herbert Prohaska. Herbet Prohaska has been able to chip in Field goals at a 90% clip, as well as hit extra points at a 92.9% clip as well. He’s made 39/42 for Extra Points, and 27/30 for Field Goals. Yeah, he’s not the best kicker based purely on percentage wise on either the Extra Points or Field Goals, but he has been the man for the New Orleans Second Line, especially during the playoffs. Against the Austin Copperheads, he hit 2/2 on Extra Points and on Field goals he was 3/3, 1 from 20-29 yards, and the other 2 coming from 40-49 yards. The man also has a great leg for punting, as he kicked 7 punts against Austin for 327 yards, a long of 70, and 2 inside the 20. Against the Otters he kicked 3/3 on extra points, as well as 2/2 on field goals, one from 30-39 yards and one from 40-49 yards, including one being the Overtime winner, which was from 46 yards, to propel the New Orleans Second Line into the Ultimus. Kickers do not get enough love, and you need to sit back and realize, kickers are some of the most useful players in the league, even when the sim is potato and hates them.
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