2) Playoffs MVP
For this point task that we are being asked to write up in order to ensure our gain of TPE so that we can improve our players and make the general managers love us so they go and draft us and stuff. For this task, I'm going to be following the New Orleans Second Line and pick out their most valuable player specifically since that ended up being the team that sadly won the Ultimus. I generally have a lack of football knowledge so we'll see how this goes. After my top notch analysis of all three games played by the Second Line this season, I can undoubtedly say that M. Toriki was the most valuable player for them this playoff cycle. I do not know what the M stands for, but we can find that out together with the power of friendship of learning. He or she is a running back I'm pretty sure judging by all of the rushing yards and managed to secure a touchdown in all three of the games that the Second Line played, whether it be against the Copperheads, Otters or Wraiths. Actually, I just looked at the pages and realized that the quarterback got like five touchdowns in three games. That's a woopsee, too bad I don't want to rewrite this.
6) Next Year
So there is an immediate element of this question that I am already abusing to benefit myself so that I can still write about it but abandoning all of my morals that I have ever known. I am afraid to admit to the progression team members who may or may not be reading this that Carl Wheezer was in fact, not on a DSFL team last season so I am ripping apart the fabrication of this question in order to get my tpe. However, I am very capable of saying why the team that drafts Wheezer will go far next season without a doubt. First off, Wheezer just has a grind to get better and earn those total points earned so that he can get better perpetually. Imagine Odell Beckham Jr but if he was less overrated, actually elite and less of a locker room cancer. That's basically going to be Carl Wheezer when he is drafted by whichever DSFL team as that time of the season comes around. If you have a good quarterback on your team already, they're going to consistently connect like magnets or something else that connects easily. If you don't have a good quarterback, Wheezer is gonna make them look like a good quarterback with his skills and therefore that team will make the playoffs.
12) Pay It Forward
It is simply impossible to not list a singular player that has guided me back to this league and is basically the thing that reignited my interest in the league and drew me back. I discussed this a little bit in my presser that I started up and answered questions to yesterday so I'll try to not repeat myself here and get my tpe wrecked. Basically, I am a person within sim leagues that can be described as a drama beast. Drama fuels me and it gives me power in these sim leagues as long as it isn't related to me due to entertainment value. Prior to joining, I learned all about the Chicago drama and whatever was going on with their management situation. I guess Jiggly turned away a valid general manager option or something just because he wanted the branding to not change so he started up some sort of revolution and turned the war room against this option. Reading through all of the threads related to this situation was pretty epic and it is what ultimately brought me back to this sim league, so therefore Jiggly is a person that I very much look up to due to the level of drama that they were capable of producing. Also they retired right after a guarantee of the team staying in Chicago and that's kinda epic.
17) Sponsorships
For a player such as Carl Wheezer, it's pretty easy to pick out an item that he would choose to sponsor. Wheezer is a player of integrity, so he would only sponsor products that he really does enjoy using because he ain't no sneaky boy and only does what he believes in. This product has been one that has been instrumental in the life of Wheezer and getting him to where he is today in the world where he is a touted prospect of the DSFL. This is of course the Purple Flurp that is most prevalent in Retroville that everyone loves to drink. Now this is a sponsorship opportunity that Wheezer can get behind, it has just been way too impactful on his life to leave off. However, there is a problem in that he is a little camera shy and it took him a bit to be able to go through the script properly. This shyness is obviously proven in the fact that he was on a television show for however many seasons where he appeared in pretty much every episode if I am to be believed. Apparently Purple Flurp is actually really unhealthy for you or something but it is the fuel for Carl Wheezer that allows him to be such a pro wide receiver.
For this point task that we are being asked to write up in order to ensure our gain of TPE so that we can improve our players and make the general managers love us so they go and draft us and stuff. For this task, I'm going to be following the New Orleans Second Line and pick out their most valuable player specifically since that ended up being the team that sadly won the Ultimus. I generally have a lack of football knowledge so we'll see how this goes. After my top notch analysis of all three games played by the Second Line this season, I can undoubtedly say that M. Toriki was the most valuable player for them this playoff cycle. I do not know what the M stands for, but we can find that out together with the power of friendship of learning. He or she is a running back I'm pretty sure judging by all of the rushing yards and managed to secure a touchdown in all three of the games that the Second Line played, whether it be against the Copperheads, Otters or Wraiths. Actually, I just looked at the pages and realized that the quarterback got like five touchdowns in three games. That's a woopsee, too bad I don't want to rewrite this.
6) Next Year
So there is an immediate element of this question that I am already abusing to benefit myself so that I can still write about it but abandoning all of my morals that I have ever known. I am afraid to admit to the progression team members who may or may not be reading this that Carl Wheezer was in fact, not on a DSFL team last season so I am ripping apart the fabrication of this question in order to get my tpe. However, I am very capable of saying why the team that drafts Wheezer will go far next season without a doubt. First off, Wheezer just has a grind to get better and earn those total points earned so that he can get better perpetually. Imagine Odell Beckham Jr but if he was less overrated, actually elite and less of a locker room cancer. That's basically going to be Carl Wheezer when he is drafted by whichever DSFL team as that time of the season comes around. If you have a good quarterback on your team already, they're going to consistently connect like magnets or something else that connects easily. If you don't have a good quarterback, Wheezer is gonna make them look like a good quarterback with his skills and therefore that team will make the playoffs.
12) Pay It Forward
It is simply impossible to not list a singular player that has guided me back to this league and is basically the thing that reignited my interest in the league and drew me back. I discussed this a little bit in my presser that I started up and answered questions to yesterday so I'll try to not repeat myself here and get my tpe wrecked. Basically, I am a person within sim leagues that can be described as a drama beast. Drama fuels me and it gives me power in these sim leagues as long as it isn't related to me due to entertainment value. Prior to joining, I learned all about the Chicago drama and whatever was going on with their management situation. I guess Jiggly turned away a valid general manager option or something just because he wanted the branding to not change so he started up some sort of revolution and turned the war room against this option. Reading through all of the threads related to this situation was pretty epic and it is what ultimately brought me back to this sim league, so therefore Jiggly is a person that I very much look up to due to the level of drama that they were capable of producing. Also they retired right after a guarantee of the team staying in Chicago and that's kinda epic.
17) Sponsorships
For a player such as Carl Wheezer, it's pretty easy to pick out an item that he would choose to sponsor. Wheezer is a player of integrity, so he would only sponsor products that he really does enjoy using because he ain't no sneaky boy and only does what he believes in. This product has been one that has been instrumental in the life of Wheezer and getting him to where he is today in the world where he is a touted prospect of the DSFL. This is of course the Purple Flurp that is most prevalent in Retroville that everyone loves to drink. Now this is a sponsorship opportunity that Wheezer can get behind, it has just been way too impactful on his life to leave off. However, there is a problem in that he is a little camera shy and it took him a bit to be able to go through the script properly. This shyness is obviously proven in the fact that he was on a television show for however many seasons where he appeared in pretty much every episode if I am to be believed. Apparently Purple Flurp is actually really unhealthy for you or something but it is the fuel for Carl Wheezer that allows him to be such a pro wide receiver.
