6) Next Year
The Portland Pythons did not win this season because the referees were absolutely tragic this season and they hated the Pythons for some reason which I know not of because we did not do anything to those bastards. But we will come back next season and win it for sure because we are the Portland Pythons. The reason for this to happen is because not only are we a better team next season which a bunch of our rookies becoming better next season and staying down next season but because their QB is also staying down because no one in the majors wants him which is tragic but it is what it is. But to GOD, the ultimini is more important than the ultimus and for me I have won many Ultimus' so winning more ultimini's is my priority right now and so is winning other awards like best QB and most offensive player and most importantly MVP. We will win next season because we will have the best QB in the league, the best OL, the best receivers, runners and most importantly, the best defense in the minors which is something this team values the most so yeah, pythons for ultimini no surprise incoming.
9) Dynasty
I have seen plenty of dynasties in the majors like the Otters, Outlaws, and yeah, Otters lol. Otters are literally the owners of this league with how dominant they have been and so, obviously, they know what it is like to have a dynasty. Now I have experience of seeing it so obviously, I can get a dynasty myself with the Pythons as well and of course, the pythons were a dynasty before and I will make them a dynasty again. The Pythons need a leader and a star player and a franchise player for them to be a dynasty and of course they have GOD who is my player on the team next season and the next few seasons because no other team wants him so yeah, he will, of course, be the leader of his offensive group and get the runs and not only the runs but also the titles which he has already before any of his other draftees. Dynasties are tough to build and you need to have elite players to build them whether in the minors or majors and sometimes you just need one player like how Michael Jordan did even though he had Pippen but you know where I am going with this. GOD needs receivers and Gucci, a dynasty.
11) Rivalry
Our rival is obviously Kansas City or where ever the fuck they are. Those bitches beat us in the playoffs which we do not deserve because we are the better and the sim just loves to suck em off all the time when we are the better team and the better offense and the better defense and the better special teams and obviously a better city. Kansas City not only beat us in the playoffs but they also beat us out for the division spot and we lost it with the home field advantage which was important for us and I am still pissed off about it. But do not worry, we will get our revenge on them sometime next season and maybe even in the playoffs because we will be the best team and destroy their team and set them to be the worst team again. Take notes from Austin roenick who was dealing with the jackasses in Philly who was pissing him off and there you go, they beat Philly in the playoffs and their best player left them via free agency to join Austin Roenick who has a big mouth. GOD will do the same with Kansas city and get his revenge on them and get portland to the glory zone.
20) Nostalgia
I have been in this league since day one and the day ballerstorm invited me to this league from SHL and I thought there is actually going to be an American football sim league so I thought why not join it and I became the 10th member to join this league and there I was not knowing what to do whether to HO, GM, PPT, Updater, Banker, but guess what. I did none of that because I was not very confident in the sport and so I did not put much effort. Then I came back and made a great player and my happiest memory in this league being able to break a very good record. The most tackles all time is for sure a happy record to break because no one else did that. Sure winning the ultimus was fun but others did that. Maybe beating Philly in the playoffs was fun but others did that. But no one ever broke that tackles record held by O'Sullivan and Roenick did that which was very epic. The only thing to break that happy moment is to make the HoF and I already made the HoF in SBA and having a 2nd player to make the HoF here would be an honour.
The Portland Pythons did not win this season because the referees were absolutely tragic this season and they hated the Pythons for some reason which I know not of because we did not do anything to those bastards. But we will come back next season and win it for sure because we are the Portland Pythons. The reason for this to happen is because not only are we a better team next season which a bunch of our rookies becoming better next season and staying down next season but because their QB is also staying down because no one in the majors wants him which is tragic but it is what it is. But to GOD, the ultimini is more important than the ultimus and for me I have won many Ultimus' so winning more ultimini's is my priority right now and so is winning other awards like best QB and most offensive player and most importantly MVP. We will win next season because we will have the best QB in the league, the best OL, the best receivers, runners and most importantly, the best defense in the minors which is something this team values the most so yeah, pythons for ultimini no surprise incoming.
9) Dynasty
I have seen plenty of dynasties in the majors like the Otters, Outlaws, and yeah, Otters lol. Otters are literally the owners of this league with how dominant they have been and so, obviously, they know what it is like to have a dynasty. Now I have experience of seeing it so obviously, I can get a dynasty myself with the Pythons as well and of course, the pythons were a dynasty before and I will make them a dynasty again. The Pythons need a leader and a star player and a franchise player for them to be a dynasty and of course they have GOD who is my player on the team next season and the next few seasons because no other team wants him so yeah, he will, of course, be the leader of his offensive group and get the runs and not only the runs but also the titles which he has already before any of his other draftees. Dynasties are tough to build and you need to have elite players to build them whether in the minors or majors and sometimes you just need one player like how Michael Jordan did even though he had Pippen but you know where I am going with this. GOD needs receivers and Gucci, a dynasty.
11) Rivalry
Our rival is obviously Kansas City or where ever the fuck they are. Those bitches beat us in the playoffs which we do not deserve because we are the better and the sim just loves to suck em off all the time when we are the better team and the better offense and the better defense and the better special teams and obviously a better city. Kansas City not only beat us in the playoffs but they also beat us out for the division spot and we lost it with the home field advantage which was important for us and I am still pissed off about it. But do not worry, we will get our revenge on them sometime next season and maybe even in the playoffs because we will be the best team and destroy their team and set them to be the worst team again. Take notes from Austin roenick who was dealing with the jackasses in Philly who was pissing him off and there you go, they beat Philly in the playoffs and their best player left them via free agency to join Austin Roenick who has a big mouth. GOD will do the same with Kansas city and get his revenge on them and get portland to the glory zone.
20) Nostalgia
I have been in this league since day one and the day ballerstorm invited me to this league from SHL and I thought there is actually going to be an American football sim league so I thought why not join it and I became the 10th member to join this league and there I was not knowing what to do whether to HO, GM, PPT, Updater, Banker, but guess what. I did none of that because I was not very confident in the sport and so I did not put much effort. Then I came back and made a great player and my happiest memory in this league being able to break a very good record. The most tackles all time is for sure a happy record to break because no one else did that. Sure winning the ultimus was fun but others did that. Maybe beating Philly in the playoffs was fun but others did that. But no one ever broke that tackles record held by O'Sullivan and Roenick did that which was very epic. The only thing to break that happy moment is to make the HoF and I already made the HoF in SBA and having a 2nd player to make the HoF here would be an honour.
