(S21) - Ultimus Week

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4) OL or K/P Appreciation
Written: Write about an active human offensive lineman or special teamer that is in the playoffs, and how they will or did affect the outcome.

(221 words) Okay you know what I'm going to toot my own horn here, along with @PaytonM34's, and you have a problem with that I don't give a damn we just an ULTIMUS! Brave Ulysses and Givussafare Rubbe have been killing it all season for NOLA. Usually I'm concerned that the playoffs will come around and my player will disappear from the stat sheet. Not this time. In none other than the Ultimus itself Ulysses and Rubbe had a combined 20, 20, pancakes. Now maybe you see than go "okay that's fine but you didn't score any points" and to that I say two things: 1.) Bite me 2.) Look at our running backs who we blocked for and got them extra yards. Look at the QB's passing yards who we gave the extra second to make the perfect pass for. 9.5 yards per completed pass, 2.5 more than YKW. Both of our running backs broke 4.1 yards per carry with 25 touches each AND both broke 100 yards. Yeah, I think we know what we're doing here. GG NSFL, until you get a couple active OL on your squad you're all going to keep getting pancaked and run all over. We didn't have a wide receiver over 600 TPE either. Imagine if we had a star in our receiving ranks.

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16) Scouting Report
Written: Write a scouting report for one of the incoming draftees in either the NSFL or DSFL.

(217 words) Are you a GM looking for someone to draft in the upcoming NSFL draft? Look for further than Bruce Buckley. Currently playing for the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers, Bruce Buckley is an offensive lineman who has been earning well and is ready to step in as your starting left tackle from day 1. Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall and weighing at 340 pounds he already has the natural physical tools to over power anyone that comes his way. He's a really well balanced player as well. He can lead block, he can hold off pass rushers and he can make up for any of his technical mistakes with his pure strength. The guy could freaking dead lift a car. On top of everything else he's from Australia, being able to stay alive there itself is a test of pure willpower and vitality. Now he's come to north america to take the NSFL by storm. This guy has an appetite for pancakes that will never be satisfied and his come with vegemite on top.

One thing you'll notice that really sets him apart is his ability to quickly move laterally. He literally makes himself a wall between any blitzing players and his QB, a mobile wall if you will. Seriously take this guy before someone else snags him.

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19) Team Culture
Written: What is it about your team’s culture and/or locker room that makes you happy to be there? If there are any problems, what do you think should be done to improve them?

(210 words) The New Orleans Second Line have by far the best locker room experience that I have had so far. When I was in Yellowknife it was a really tough situation. It was tough to leave but I'm really glad I did because it was just not great from the get go. Then further along in San Jose it was nice there but wasn't amazing because a lot of us were in other locker rooms together and really only talked on game days. New Orleans compared to everywhere else is amazing. Everyone there is so supportive and awesome. When people have real life stuff we all talk about it together and it was really the only place in the NSFL that welcomed the offensive lineman movement with open arms. It became the starting point for our movement and allowed us to get our group started. It's probably the best place that Givussafare Rubbe could have ended up out of all of the teams.

You should have seen the locker room after we won the Ultimus. Bex, Isa, Noka, Juosu, Hippo, KC, and ben make this place amazing. I'm glad I signed my extension to stick around for the coming season. I hope that I can spend more time there too. #OneNOLA