(S21) - Ultimus Week

[Reno]

8) Revenge (217 Words)
What team do I want to get revenge on the most? Myrtle Beach. That’s the most obvious answer to any question ever asked. Why do I want revenge on them? Well, that’s also obvious. They knocked us out in the Championship Game, you’re going to want revenge on whoever did that. You’re never going to go “aw shucks we lost, good show.” They need to be taught a lesson. Kansas City will be back next year Myrtle Beach, keep aware. I also can’t stand that entire roster. For a team of players in the minors, they act like they’re the greatest gift on this Earth, they talk more trash than Portland which is honestly incredible. They also made the biggest mistake on the planet, coming after one of my teammates. You can insult me all you want, I can take it just fine, but if you come after my teammates, you better watch out. There’s a reason that I’m being investigated as being a potential serial killer, those who talk trash about my friends tend to go missing. Just like how Myrtle Beach’s chances at repeating as champions will go missing when Kansas City snuffs them out in the regular season and they’re scrambling to try and fix the damage that we caused to their fragile egos.

15) Superstardom


17) Sponsorships


19) Locker Room (225 Words)
Kansas City has the best locker room in the DSFL bar none, and I’m glad that I’ve been able to spend two seasons there. I used the term during a podcast “the island of misfit toys” to describe the locker room as to why we bond together so well. It’s a team of characters who wouldn’t fit in as well in other places, and by combining us we achieve unity. Let’s run down the list; a tight end who’s a potential serial killer, a linebacker obsessed with his balls, a candy obsessed cornerback, and the list goes on. There’s never a dull moment either, whether it’s playing RISK and bullying Chika Fujiwara by invading all her territory or having a game film session that gets interrupted because someone went into the cereal cabinet and I had to tackle them, it’s a great time. We have zero problems with the squad and that makes me happy, and a team that is happy is a team that is playing well. We’re never at each other’s throats and we only want to have a good time together, which I think is a reason the team did so well last year. We played together as a team, not carried by one skill player, and I think that’s due to the locker room which I wouldn’t trade for the world.