The constant bickering and arguing going on in this league has lead me to create a new league, and I already have half the league ready. This was 100% inspired by the recent fiasco during the expansion draft with Colorado's logo.
Without a further ado, let me introduce you to the MSPNSFL (Microsoft Paint National Simulation Football League)
Chicago Knife Wielders
![[Image: MPZ3jHQ.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/MPZ3jHQ.jpg)
While this team may be a little rough around the edges, the team embraces what it means to live in Chicago. They do this by killing it in free agency, murdering the competition on the field and always getting the steal in the drafts (cause stealing is a crime). Players on this team also have the advantage of carrying a weapon onto the field, as long as it is only used for stabbing.
Austin Sneks
![[Image: SQsUCAi.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/SQsUCAi.jpg)
The Sneks truly embrace what it means to be a snake. Before every snap every player, even those on the sidelines, start hissing to set off a warning. The Sneks dont want none unless you got buns hun. And you can find most of their players laying on the highway soaking up the rays. The only thing worse then playing in the hot, tall grass in this stadium is the fact that the players have been instructed to bite their opponents. Apparently, the owner believes that one day they will be able to draft a player with venom in their fangs. One day...
Baltimore Birds
![[Image: IFnu5ju.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/IFnu5ju.jpg)
Its a bird, its a plane, its superman. No wait its a bird that looks like its flown into several sliding glass doors. The Birds are a high-FLYING offense, always ready to swoop in on the competition. Their defense is absolutely terrible, however, because its an ALL FLY ZONE. The Birds are also allowed to use their talons as often as they can, which usually leads to Tom Brady's favorite type of sad party: a deflated Ball. But seriously we have to buy like 50 footballs to get through a quarter cause they keep deflating.
Orange County Bears
![[Image: KPmkWCh.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/KPmkWCh.jpg)
The Orange County Bears use their giant size to just run over the rest of the league. Whether its scoring touchdowns or eating honey, the Bears have you beat. The stadium, which were founded by a pair of native american brothers, has a VIP section called Brother Bears Den. Facing this team is an unBEARable task, and them losing BEARly happens. Sadly, the players on this team aren't able to compete in the playoffs, as they are busy hibernating. For some reason, Mel Kipper always chooses them to be the sleeper pick each season.
New Orleans Secondline of Cocaine
![[Image: x6kRJNB.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/x6kRJNB.jpg)
The Secondline started due to Orlando Cicilia wanting a way to smuggle his drugs (thats the guy from Tiger King who used snakes to help cover up his illegal drug trafficking. This guy constantly gets overshadowed by the rest of the show, thats how wild it is.) What it turned into was a modern day stereotyping of what people think of when hearing about the 80's. The party never stops in New Orleans, as each player is constantly running around with some white powder that you might convince your innocent mother is sugar. Everyday is a winter wonderland in NOLA, with so much snow being thrown around you'd think you walked into user Nuk's Frozen fantasies.
The rest of the teams will be revealed in the coming weeks, but if you feel like you would be a great GM fit or the player description sounds like you, please feel free to reach out to me on the forums or the discord.
In all seriousness I saw Colorado's Microsoft Paint logo and wanted to make some for the rest of the league and have done the first half. IDK when the second half will come out, but they will and the puns will be just as bad.
Without a further ado, let me introduce you to the MSPNSFL (Microsoft Paint National Simulation Football League)
Chicago Knife Wielders
While this team may be a little rough around the edges, the team embraces what it means to live in Chicago. They do this by killing it in free agency, murdering the competition on the field and always getting the steal in the drafts (cause stealing is a crime). Players on this team also have the advantage of carrying a weapon onto the field, as long as it is only used for stabbing.
Austin Sneks
The Sneks truly embrace what it means to be a snake. Before every snap every player, even those on the sidelines, start hissing to set off a warning. The Sneks dont want none unless you got buns hun. And you can find most of their players laying on the highway soaking up the rays. The only thing worse then playing in the hot, tall grass in this stadium is the fact that the players have been instructed to bite their opponents. Apparently, the owner believes that one day they will be able to draft a player with venom in their fangs. One day...
Baltimore Birds
Its a bird, its a plane, its superman. No wait its a bird that looks like its flown into several sliding glass doors. The Birds are a high-FLYING offense, always ready to swoop in on the competition. Their defense is absolutely terrible, however, because its an ALL FLY ZONE. The Birds are also allowed to use their talons as often as they can, which usually leads to Tom Brady's favorite type of sad party: a deflated Ball. But seriously we have to buy like 50 footballs to get through a quarter cause they keep deflating.
Orange County Bears
The Orange County Bears use their giant size to just run over the rest of the league. Whether its scoring touchdowns or eating honey, the Bears have you beat. The stadium, which were founded by a pair of native american brothers, has a VIP section called Brother Bears Den. Facing this team is an unBEARable task, and them losing BEARly happens. Sadly, the players on this team aren't able to compete in the playoffs, as they are busy hibernating. For some reason, Mel Kipper always chooses them to be the sleeper pick each season.
New Orleans Secondline of Cocaine
The Secondline started due to Orlando Cicilia wanting a way to smuggle his drugs (thats the guy from Tiger King who used snakes to help cover up his illegal drug trafficking. This guy constantly gets overshadowed by the rest of the show, thats how wild it is.) What it turned into was a modern day stereotyping of what people think of when hearing about the 80's. The party never stops in New Orleans, as each player is constantly running around with some white powder that you might convince your innocent mother is sugar. Everyday is a winter wonderland in NOLA, with so much snow being thrown around you'd think you walked into user Nuk's Frozen fantasies.
The rest of the teams will be revealed in the coming weeks, but if you feel like you would be a great GM fit or the player description sounds like you, please feel free to reach out to me on the forums or the discord.
In all seriousness I saw Colorado's Microsoft Paint logo and wanted to make some for the rest of the league and have done the first half. IDK when the second half will come out, but they will and the puns will be just as bad.
