[div align=\\\"center\\\"]6) Next Year[/div]
Next year in Jerusalem as my Jewish brethren say every Passover. Except this time, for this big spicy Italian hunk of a man, it's next year on the top of the mountain hoisting the Ultimus. The Yeti have been dealt bad hands year after year, but this year, this year, will finally be the year that the Yeti make it to the promised land. Why do you ask? We weren't decimated by the expansion draft and we have some killer players in the locker room. We were so close last year and this year will only be better. Under the leadership of our GM and the veteran leadership we have in the locker room, this year will surely be the year that the Yeti end the longest drought in the NSFL. Mo Berry and Gabagool are going to hold down the middle of the defense for a couple more years at least and we know that the younger guys want to do it for the grizzlied vets on the team. We are going to make it. A good draft will help but we can also expect some savvy moves by the GM this offseason to finally be where we need to be. Next year in Jerusalem baby!
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]12) Pay It Forward[/div]
It's hard to imagine a time when Tony Gabagool and Mo Berry did not get along. But there was a time, their relationship couldn't have started off more rocky. It started when they were both rookies in the DSFL, a misunderstanding over Mongolian food led Tony to believe that Mo purposely screwed him over after a big win as prospect bowl champions, leaving him to fend for himself to eat the winning meal. A war of words and apology attempts ensured after they were drafted by different DSFL teams. Alas, this would soon be water under the bridge as they were both taken high in next years NSFL draft with the hope that the Yeti would secure their starting linebackers for years to come. The Yeti could not have drafted better. Tony and Mo's relationship would grow over the years, training together to become one of the best linebacking tandems in league history. Their friendship would grow too, with their kids becoming best friends as well. Hopefully their friendship will last well into retirement as well. It is crazy to think that their relationship started as a dispute over Mongolian food, but once again, Mongolian food caused people to come together in the end, which is very important to think about during these trying times. @Frick_Nasty
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]17) Sponsorships[/div]
Finally after years and years Tony finally landed the sponsorship he dreamed of since he was a kid. That's right, The Big Salami got notified that the Oscar Meyer Wieners wanted to sponsor him as their new face of the brand. Tony, naturally accepted. Other than than the millions of dollars he has received (its so weird that they aren't in his bank account yet, but he's waiting) he also get's command of the largest fleet of Wiener mobiles on the planet. He dives to the Yeti stadium in the Wienermobile honking at fans and throwing wet dogs out the window as he passes young children as they scream with joy. Although it does kind of conflict with his stores he owns that do really nice Italian cured meats, he could not pass up the opportunity to live out every childs dream of becoming the face of Oscar Meyer. He even has been lobbying to change the name to the Gabagool Wienermobile but the company has been hesitant to agree. Tony's children love it too, they like to sleep in the Wienermobile on weekends, and Tony is happy to allow them to live the dream he wishes he was able to live as child. The normally quiet and stoic Tony has come alive with youthful exuberance and joy and it is all thanks to the Oscary Meyer Wiener company.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]19) Team Culture[/div]
Tony has seen the slanderous comments in the media by former players directed towards his beloved Yeti and feels like he needs to defend the team. The Yeti's locker room and culture is one of positivity and support, and although Tony has not played for a different team in the NSFL, he can say that the culture is amazing. The leaders in the locker room go out of their way to help the younger players, and will always be there for advice. The GMs always try to do whats in the best interest of the team, but is never heartless and will always do what is right for the individual player when it comes down to it. The Yeti love to have fun as well, and never take themselves too seriously, which is so important, as at the end of the day this is a game. Sure people's livelyhoods depend on it, however every player should realize how lucky they are to be able to play this sport on the national stage. The comments I have seen don't reflect the way I have seen the Yeti operate, and I have been with the team for years and years, and never in a public leadership role. I have never felt pressured to do anything I didn't want, and if I did decide that a change in scenery would have been the best for me, I know the Yeti would have helped me land on my feet, because that is the type of leaders we have.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"][b]20) Nostalgia[/div][/b]
This is note one of my picks I just want to say the Mongolian food story always makes me happy!
Next year in Jerusalem as my Jewish brethren say every Passover. Except this time, for this big spicy Italian hunk of a man, it's next year on the top of the mountain hoisting the Ultimus. The Yeti have been dealt bad hands year after year, but this year, this year, will finally be the year that the Yeti make it to the promised land. Why do you ask? We weren't decimated by the expansion draft and we have some killer players in the locker room. We were so close last year and this year will only be better. Under the leadership of our GM and the veteran leadership we have in the locker room, this year will surely be the year that the Yeti end the longest drought in the NSFL. Mo Berry and Gabagool are going to hold down the middle of the defense for a couple more years at least and we know that the younger guys want to do it for the grizzlied vets on the team. We are going to make it. A good draft will help but we can also expect some savvy moves by the GM this offseason to finally be where we need to be. Next year in Jerusalem baby!
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]12) Pay It Forward[/div]
It's hard to imagine a time when Tony Gabagool and Mo Berry did not get along. But there was a time, their relationship couldn't have started off more rocky. It started when they were both rookies in the DSFL, a misunderstanding over Mongolian food led Tony to believe that Mo purposely screwed him over after a big win as prospect bowl champions, leaving him to fend for himself to eat the winning meal. A war of words and apology attempts ensured after they were drafted by different DSFL teams. Alas, this would soon be water under the bridge as they were both taken high in next years NSFL draft with the hope that the Yeti would secure their starting linebackers for years to come. The Yeti could not have drafted better. Tony and Mo's relationship would grow over the years, training together to become one of the best linebacking tandems in league history. Their friendship would grow too, with their kids becoming best friends as well. Hopefully their friendship will last well into retirement as well. It is crazy to think that their relationship started as a dispute over Mongolian food, but once again, Mongolian food caused people to come together in the end, which is very important to think about during these trying times. @Frick_Nasty
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]17) Sponsorships[/div]
Finally after years and years Tony finally landed the sponsorship he dreamed of since he was a kid. That's right, The Big Salami got notified that the Oscar Meyer Wieners wanted to sponsor him as their new face of the brand. Tony, naturally accepted. Other than than the millions of dollars he has received (its so weird that they aren't in his bank account yet, but he's waiting) he also get's command of the largest fleet of Wiener mobiles on the planet. He dives to the Yeti stadium in the Wienermobile honking at fans and throwing wet dogs out the window as he passes young children as they scream with joy. Although it does kind of conflict with his stores he owns that do really nice Italian cured meats, he could not pass up the opportunity to live out every childs dream of becoming the face of Oscar Meyer. He even has been lobbying to change the name to the Gabagool Wienermobile but the company has been hesitant to agree. Tony's children love it too, they like to sleep in the Wienermobile on weekends, and Tony is happy to allow them to live the dream he wishes he was able to live as child. The normally quiet and stoic Tony has come alive with youthful exuberance and joy and it is all thanks to the Oscary Meyer Wiener company.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]19) Team Culture[/div]
Tony has seen the slanderous comments in the media by former players directed towards his beloved Yeti and feels like he needs to defend the team. The Yeti's locker room and culture is one of positivity and support, and although Tony has not played for a different team in the NSFL, he can say that the culture is amazing. The leaders in the locker room go out of their way to help the younger players, and will always be there for advice. The GMs always try to do whats in the best interest of the team, but is never heartless and will always do what is right for the individual player when it comes down to it. The Yeti love to have fun as well, and never take themselves too seriously, which is so important, as at the end of the day this is a game. Sure people's livelyhoods depend on it, however every player should realize how lucky they are to be able to play this sport on the national stage. The comments I have seen don't reflect the way I have seen the Yeti operate, and I have been with the team for years and years, and never in a public leadership role. I have never felt pressured to do anything I didn't want, and if I did decide that a change in scenery would have been the best for me, I know the Yeti would have helped me land on my feet, because that is the type of leaders we have.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"][b]20) Nostalgia[/div][/b]
This is note one of my picks I just want to say the Mongolian food story always makes me happy!
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