7. As the GM of the Minnesota Grey Ducks we were absolutely screwed out of the playoffs. I’m not saying we built the perfect team but we really didn’t lose many pieces from our championship run, we had our DSFL MVP returning, top level tight ends 3 very talented running backs (1 that was maxed) along with some DL pieces. We added a lot of talent in the draft to help us fill our needs and rebuild. Yet somehow the Sim decided that our offense was not going to be able to score any points this season. We would be lucky if we were able get offensive touchdowns in a single game. I’d love to understand how a league MVP can regress so much. Yes he had to split time but there’s really not much excuse for him to pass under 50% completion and 5 interceptions with only two touchdowns. The reality is the sim decided it didn’t want the Grey ducks to win another championship. To pull back the curtains even further, we lost two games to London that we tested 70+% for a chance to win. The chances of losing both games like that is very slim, but let alone the game being a complete blow out is something I still don’t comprehend.
8. The dang Yellowknife Wraiths are up to their same old tricks. The Baltimore hawks were having a great season winning close games, beating almost every time and eventually winning our Division and a first round bye. Havran & Maddox were in elite form all season and the defense playing at an elite level. It finally seemed like everything was finally going in Baltimore’s direction. Then in the Conference championships the Wraiths decided to show up and break out hearts again. It seems like anytime the Hawks look primed to win a Ultimus championship the Wraiths find a way to ruin our season in the playoffs. I know that the Hawks aren’t expected to be as good next year losing many talented players to expansion. But i Know that anytime we plays the Wraiths next year this team is going to go to war. I hope we are put in a position that we can either eliminate them from the play offs or ruin their shot at the ultimus. That would be the sweet revenge our organization needs after these last 5 seasons of disappointing losses to the same team. So watch you Yellowknife because these bird of prey are going to be ready to play.
16. Mo “Mamba” Magic is going to be an elite player at the next level. This guy seems overlooked by the NSFL scouts and other DSFL teams too. He was a 3rd round pick which gave him huge motivation coming into the league. He took that motivation along with his passion and turned into a great balanced DT (though rumor is he has been bumping up his speed). He has contributed on the field much more than his stats will ever show. Off the field he stepped into a leadership role right away with the Grey Ducks. You could tell from the moment he was scouted that he was a natural leader and a great locker room player. Mamba has had such an impact on the Ducks that the rumor is he even helps them with their game plans and personnel decisions. Mo is a bonified 1st round talent in any year and still should be in this large draft class. GM’s of every team should have him as their top Defensive line player and potentially top overall defender. There is no doubt in my mind that when he steps on to the NSFL field he is going to be an instant impact player for energy and performance.
17. As Asher Quinn has previously announced Via his twitter, he is an official spokesperson for Bawndo! Brawndo is the thirst mutilator it has electrolytes and is what plants crave! The Ultimus add starts off with a guy standing on a random street drinking one of those other sports drinks. Asher Quinn runs up and kicks him right in the balls. Asher Quinn then turns to the Camera and says “ Don’t let life kick you in the balls like this loser, get yourself some Brawndo!” The commercial the goes on to explain the importance of Branwdo. A pedestrian on the street will ask “ but what is Brawndo” and Quinn will explain “Brawndo is made of electrolytes” then everyone will ask “ what are electrolytes?” Then Quinn will explain that its what they use to make Brawndo and its what plants. The commercial launches Brawndo to a next level in sports marketing and puts it on the path to crush all other sports drinks and eventually replace almost every other drink on planet including water. Quinn uses his millions of dollars for the commercial to purchase as much Brawndo stock that is available expecting the company to grown and eventually become the largest employer in the world.
8. The dang Yellowknife Wraiths are up to their same old tricks. The Baltimore hawks were having a great season winning close games, beating almost every time and eventually winning our Division and a first round bye. Havran & Maddox were in elite form all season and the defense playing at an elite level. It finally seemed like everything was finally going in Baltimore’s direction. Then in the Conference championships the Wraiths decided to show up and break out hearts again. It seems like anytime the Hawks look primed to win a Ultimus championship the Wraiths find a way to ruin our season in the playoffs. I know that the Hawks aren’t expected to be as good next year losing many talented players to expansion. But i Know that anytime we plays the Wraiths next year this team is going to go to war. I hope we are put in a position that we can either eliminate them from the play offs or ruin their shot at the ultimus. That would be the sweet revenge our organization needs after these last 5 seasons of disappointing losses to the same team. So watch you Yellowknife because these bird of prey are going to be ready to play.
16. Mo “Mamba” Magic is going to be an elite player at the next level. This guy seems overlooked by the NSFL scouts and other DSFL teams too. He was a 3rd round pick which gave him huge motivation coming into the league. He took that motivation along with his passion and turned into a great balanced DT (though rumor is he has been bumping up his speed). He has contributed on the field much more than his stats will ever show. Off the field he stepped into a leadership role right away with the Grey Ducks. You could tell from the moment he was scouted that he was a natural leader and a great locker room player. Mamba has had such an impact on the Ducks that the rumor is he even helps them with their game plans and personnel decisions. Mo is a bonified 1st round talent in any year and still should be in this large draft class. GM’s of every team should have him as their top Defensive line player and potentially top overall defender. There is no doubt in my mind that when he steps on to the NSFL field he is going to be an instant impact player for energy and performance.
17. As Asher Quinn has previously announced Via his twitter, he is an official spokesperson for Bawndo! Brawndo is the thirst mutilator it has electrolytes and is what plants crave! The Ultimus add starts off with a guy standing on a random street drinking one of those other sports drinks. Asher Quinn runs up and kicks him right in the balls. Asher Quinn then turns to the Camera and says “ Don’t let life kick you in the balls like this loser, get yourself some Brawndo!” The commercial the goes on to explain the importance of Branwdo. A pedestrian on the street will ask “ but what is Brawndo” and Quinn will explain “Brawndo is made of electrolytes” then everyone will ask “ what are electrolytes?” Then Quinn will explain that its what they use to make Brawndo and its what plants. The commercial launches Brawndo to a next level in sports marketing and puts it on the path to crush all other sports drinks and eventually replace almost every other drink on planet including water. Quinn uses his millions of dollars for the commercial to purchase as much Brawndo stock that is available expecting the company to grown and eventually become the largest employer in the world.
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