7) Well isn't this quite the Ultimus Week task from the Player Progression team from the National Football Simulation league, which to be simple is just a simulation league like fake football league for football which lots of people enjoy and is very nice might I add. Quite frankly and honestly though and in my unfiltered and uncensored opinion the Luchadores were robbed of everything. The title. The trophy. More cheerleaders. Whatever you look for in a team. The Luchadores are the uncontested best, and not just because I can't remember any other DSFL team names. After what was an uncontested reign of dominance over the league, the arrival of Ed Barker surely signaled an end to the partying, and sure enough, the team began to falter. Despite some mediocre skill on Barker's part, he cursed the team, and the whole locker room will be glad to see his backside this offseason. (Yes, his ass is nice, but not just that, you dirty pervert). In my opinion the Luchadores should just have a replacement trophy this season just to make up for the cursed presence of Ed Barker. It was a costly decision to add Barker by Tijuana management and they simply weren't equipped for such a big decision. We all wish them luck next season.
16) Scouting Report - Might I just say that this is a great Ultimus Week task from the Player Progression team from the National Football Simulation league, which to be simple is just a simulation league like fake football league for football which lots of people enjoy and is very nice might I add. Now I'm not sure whether the scouting report, which says "Write a scouting report for one of the incoming draftees in either the NSFL or DSFL." means like draftees that are being drafted tonight I believe if my mind calendar is right but often it is not so who knows maybe they are being drafted last year or yesterday. But everyone knows rules are bendy bendy bendy so we will bendy bendy bend these rules a little bit. Ed Barker was once a draftee and since he is coming up to NOLA (obligatory doot doot doot doot) he is both a draftee that is incoming to the NSFL. so there you go bendy bendy rules. Barker I think was a running back in the DSFL with the Tijuana Luchadores who are basically just the greatest DSFL to ever exist may I mention. He wasn't a very good running back though. He was fast but not much else. With NOLA (obligatory doot doot doot doot), he will transition to Wide Receiver where he will be able to better utilize his speed I think. That is enough words I think and if not ill add some more bendy doot doot.
19) Team Culture - Well first of all to the reader of the Ultimus Week task from the Player Progression team from the National Football Simulation league, which to be simple is just a simulation league like fake football league for football which lots of people enjoy and is very nice might I add, I am part of two locker rooms and teams, both of the Tijuana Luchadores and the New Orleans Louisiana Second Line (NOLA). First of all, an obligatory Lucha Lucha along with an obligatory doot doot. I have enjoyed both locker rooms immensely so far and it's been a blast. Both the Lucha (Lucha lucha) and the NOLA (doot doot) have a section for rookies and dummy veterans where you can learn how to get your teps. That has been very helpful for making my player better than bad. also they both have meme channels, and I have to say the Luchadores' one (Lucha lucha) is definitely spicier. Sorry NOLA (doot doot), but we've got plenty of talented rookie memers there. the Luchadores (Lucha lucha) locker room is just legendary and has been known for seasons as the locker room of the DSFL. the NOLA LR (doot doot) is pretty fun itself though and I'm going to be very sad when the locker room cancer wombat joins. He's been known to tear apart locker rooms and clubhouses and it seems like this one will be no different. On the bright side, I think the Lucha locker room (Lucha lucha) will be much improved and very much better after the departure of noted locker room cancer Wombat.
13) Interview A Star: IsaStarcrossed
Ed: Why is NOLA the best and why are they so good and why did they win
Isa:New Orleans is the best team because they have the secret stuff. The secret stuff being tacos. We have a tradition in NOLA for Taco Tuesdays where the team skips out on practice and smashes down tacos instead. This kind of team building is why we've put together such a solid roster and why we were able to fight our way to an Ultimus win.
Ed: How is you good
Isa: Ironside has gotten to this point in his career purely thanks to the extra training he has put in with his bear brothers and because of tacos. With tacos and family, you can achieve anything in life.
Ed: Which is more important, offense or defense
Isa: Everyone says defense wins championships, but you can't win if you don't put points on the board. Both sides of the ball need to work together to bring about a victory. I see you haven't even mentioned special teams though. We all know OCO is the biggest hurdle to the championship and our kicker Prohaska is an OCO assassin. Anytime we play them, he goes off and gives us our best chance at victory. So I'd say special teams is the most important!
Ed: Who is the most important member of the team
Isa: The most important member of our team is definitely the mascot. He is always there to cheer us on and keep us motivated. In fact, he is such a big deal that the team came together this season to win a championship in his name after he tragically died crashing off a cliff with Johnny Slothface.
Ed: Why are wombats the best
Isa: Because wombats are adorable. This team was founded on equality for all species. We've had sloths, polar bears, an orc, and now a wombat. If they can help us win, they're the best.
Ed barker says thank you. He has learned much of the importance of tacos from this.
16) Scouting Report - Might I just say that this is a great Ultimus Week task from the Player Progression team from the National Football Simulation league, which to be simple is just a simulation league like fake football league for football which lots of people enjoy and is very nice might I add. Now I'm not sure whether the scouting report, which says "Write a scouting report for one of the incoming draftees in either the NSFL or DSFL." means like draftees that are being drafted tonight I believe if my mind calendar is right but often it is not so who knows maybe they are being drafted last year or yesterday. But everyone knows rules are bendy bendy bendy so we will bendy bendy bend these rules a little bit. Ed Barker was once a draftee and since he is coming up to NOLA (obligatory doot doot doot doot) he is both a draftee that is incoming to the NSFL. so there you go bendy bendy rules. Barker I think was a running back in the DSFL with the Tijuana Luchadores who are basically just the greatest DSFL to ever exist may I mention. He wasn't a very good running back though. He was fast but not much else. With NOLA (obligatory doot doot doot doot), he will transition to Wide Receiver where he will be able to better utilize his speed I think. That is enough words I think and if not ill add some more bendy doot doot.
19) Team Culture - Well first of all to the reader of the Ultimus Week task from the Player Progression team from the National Football Simulation league, which to be simple is just a simulation league like fake football league for football which lots of people enjoy and is very nice might I add, I am part of two locker rooms and teams, both of the Tijuana Luchadores and the New Orleans Louisiana Second Line (NOLA). First of all, an obligatory Lucha Lucha along with an obligatory doot doot. I have enjoyed both locker rooms immensely so far and it's been a blast. Both the Lucha (Lucha lucha) and the NOLA (doot doot) have a section for rookies and dummy veterans where you can learn how to get your teps. That has been very helpful for making my player better than bad. also they both have meme channels, and I have to say the Luchadores' one (Lucha lucha) is definitely spicier. Sorry NOLA (doot doot), but we've got plenty of talented rookie memers there. the Luchadores (Lucha lucha) locker room is just legendary and has been known for seasons as the locker room of the DSFL. the NOLA LR (doot doot) is pretty fun itself though and I'm going to be very sad when the locker room cancer wombat joins. He's been known to tear apart locker rooms and clubhouses and it seems like this one will be no different. On the bright side, I think the Lucha locker room (Lucha lucha) will be much improved and very much better after the departure of noted locker room cancer Wombat.
13) Interview A Star: IsaStarcrossed
Ed: Why is NOLA the best and why are they so good and why did they win
Isa:New Orleans is the best team because they have the secret stuff. The secret stuff being tacos. We have a tradition in NOLA for Taco Tuesdays where the team skips out on practice and smashes down tacos instead. This kind of team building is why we've put together such a solid roster and why we were able to fight our way to an Ultimus win.
Ed: How is you good
Isa: Ironside has gotten to this point in his career purely thanks to the extra training he has put in with his bear brothers and because of tacos. With tacos and family, you can achieve anything in life.
Ed: Which is more important, offense or defense
Isa: Everyone says defense wins championships, but you can't win if you don't put points on the board. Both sides of the ball need to work together to bring about a victory. I see you haven't even mentioned special teams though. We all know OCO is the biggest hurdle to the championship and our kicker Prohaska is an OCO assassin. Anytime we play them, he goes off and gives us our best chance at victory. So I'd say special teams is the most important!
Ed: Who is the most important member of the team
Isa: The most important member of our team is definitely the mascot. He is always there to cheer us on and keep us motivated. In fact, he is such a big deal that the team came together this season to win a championship in his name after he tragically died crashing off a cliff with Johnny Slothface.
Ed: Why are wombats the best
Isa: Because wombats are adorable. This team was founded on equality for all species. We've had sloths, polar bears, an orc, and now a wombat. If they can help us win, they're the best.
Ed barker says thank you. He has learned much of the importance of tacos from this.
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