1) Now that the ultimus has come and passed, let’s take a look back at the championship. On April 8th, the Yellowknife Wraiths faced off against the New Orleans Second Line in Ultimus 21. Now in their fourth consecutive ultimus appearance, the pressure was on for Yellowknife. Despite their best efforts, the Wraiths were unable to pull off the win.
New Orleans were the clear favorites going into this matchup. Having begun the season 9-0, some began to question the Second Line after losing their last three games. The clear advantage for New Orleans was their dual rushing attack.
The combined efforts of Forrest Gump Jr and Marcella Toriki were enough to completely overwhelm the Yellowknife defense. With 225 total rushing yards, the pace of the game was in New Orleans control from the first snap. There were other impressive performances from the Second Line as well.
Quarterback Stan Francisco put up 353 yards in the air, along with 3 touchdowns. Forrest Gump Jr, also contributed 119 receiving yards and a touchdown. Though that isn’t to say Yellowknife didn’t give it their all. With impressive stats all along the defensive side of the ball, it was clear they had the will to win, they were simply outmatched.
17) I was recently in an ad for Audible. Audible is the leading provider of audiobooks with over 180,000 titles to choose from. If you’re as busy I am, it can become difficult to find the time to do the things you love.
With audible, I can read whenever and wherever I want. I use Audible nearly everyday, and if you go to audible dot come, and use promocode “Barlow” you can get a free audiobook and, you’ll get 30 days of unlimited listening for free.
I’m listening to J.R.R Tolkein’s “The Hobbit” as it was one of my childhood favorites, and with Audible, I’m able to relive that sense of wonder and imagination. I’ve also bought “The Autobiography of Malcolm X” “To Kill a Mockingbird” by Harper Lee. “American Gods” and Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman.
If you’d like to join me on my reading journey this upcoming season, go to audible dot com, and use code “Barlow.” For all your reading needs, use the number one source for audiobooks, Audible.
I was paid incredibly well for doing this, and I would’ve done it for free, because I use Audible all the time. I will be recommending Audible to all my friends in the league.
16) This is my scouting report for wide receiver Eddie Jeeta. Jeeta was an absolute stud in Kansas City this season. With 759 yards and 5 touchdowns, Eddie was a force to be reckoned with. There were few defenders who could keep up and it’s not a surprise to see why. Jeeta is one of the fastest players in the Developmental Simulation Football League. At 6’1” and weighing only 185 pounds, he certainly isn’t the biggest player on the field. Though that hasn’t stopped him from proving he has what it takes to breakout in the National Simulation Football League. He not only has the speed, but he’s got some of the most reliable hands out there. Footballs seem to stick to this kids' fingers like they’re covered in glue. The most impressive aspect of Jeeta however, is his route running. It is no shock to anyone around the league that the guy is smart. He seems to read the field before anyone else, as if he has a sixth sense for where the players are going to be. On several occasions, Jeeta has put himself in impossible situations that leave you wondering “How did he know the ball would be there?” Eddie Jeeta definitely has what it takes to make it at the next level, and I for one will be watching to see what happens.
New Orleans were the clear favorites going into this matchup. Having begun the season 9-0, some began to question the Second Line after losing their last three games. The clear advantage for New Orleans was their dual rushing attack.
The combined efforts of Forrest Gump Jr and Marcella Toriki were enough to completely overwhelm the Yellowknife defense. With 225 total rushing yards, the pace of the game was in New Orleans control from the first snap. There were other impressive performances from the Second Line as well.
Quarterback Stan Francisco put up 353 yards in the air, along with 3 touchdowns. Forrest Gump Jr, also contributed 119 receiving yards and a touchdown. Though that isn’t to say Yellowknife didn’t give it their all. With impressive stats all along the defensive side of the ball, it was clear they had the will to win, they were simply outmatched.
17) I was recently in an ad for Audible. Audible is the leading provider of audiobooks with over 180,000 titles to choose from. If you’re as busy I am, it can become difficult to find the time to do the things you love.
With audible, I can read whenever and wherever I want. I use Audible nearly everyday, and if you go to audible dot come, and use promocode “Barlow” you can get a free audiobook and, you’ll get 30 days of unlimited listening for free.
I’m listening to J.R.R Tolkein’s “The Hobbit” as it was one of my childhood favorites, and with Audible, I’m able to relive that sense of wonder and imagination. I’ve also bought “The Autobiography of Malcolm X” “To Kill a Mockingbird” by Harper Lee. “American Gods” and Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman.
If you’d like to join me on my reading journey this upcoming season, go to audible dot com, and use code “Barlow.” For all your reading needs, use the number one source for audiobooks, Audible.
I was paid incredibly well for doing this, and I would’ve done it for free, because I use Audible all the time. I will be recommending Audible to all my friends in the league.
16) This is my scouting report for wide receiver Eddie Jeeta. Jeeta was an absolute stud in Kansas City this season. With 759 yards and 5 touchdowns, Eddie was a force to be reckoned with. There were few defenders who could keep up and it’s not a surprise to see why. Jeeta is one of the fastest players in the Developmental Simulation Football League. At 6’1” and weighing only 185 pounds, he certainly isn’t the biggest player on the field. Though that hasn’t stopped him from proving he has what it takes to breakout in the National Simulation Football League. He not only has the speed, but he’s got some of the most reliable hands out there. Footballs seem to stick to this kids' fingers like they’re covered in glue. The most impressive aspect of Jeeta however, is his route running. It is no shock to anyone around the league that the guy is smart. He seems to read the field before anyone else, as if he has a sixth sense for where the players are going to be. On several occasions, Jeeta has put himself in impossible situations that leave you wondering “How did he know the ball would be there?” Eddie Jeeta definitely has what it takes to make it at the next level, and I for one will be watching to see what happens.
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