Thanks for your time Big Bot, I have a few questions for you before the draft:
1.) If you could be any carbon based life form what would it be and why?
I WOULD BE A BIRD. BIRD'S ARE PRETTY.
2.) A lot of people are saying your bull rush subroutines haven't been updated since before college, how is your technique and do you think you'll hold up in the big league?
MY ROUTINES ARE BASED ON THE BEST FORMULAS KNOWN TO MAN.
3.) Which QB do you most look forward to dismantling with the merciless and mechanical precision that only an inhuman monster can possess?
MIKE BOSS. I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW HIM THE REAL BOSS.
4.) Do you have a self-destruct mechanism in place in case you're drafted by Baltimore?
DESTRUCTION IMMINENT FOR CARBON BASED LIFE FORMS.
5.) What round do you think you'll go in tonight? Are you even capable of thought?
I WILL GO IN THE 0X0A ROUN
1.) If you could be any carbon based life form what would it be and why?
I WOULD BE A BIRD. BIRD'S ARE PRETTY.
2.) A lot of people are saying your bull rush subroutines haven't been updated since before college, how is your technique and do you think you'll hold up in the big league?
MY ROUTINES ARE BASED ON THE BEST FORMULAS KNOWN TO MAN.
3.) Which QB do you most look forward to dismantling with the merciless and mechanical precision that only an inhuman monster can possess?
MIKE BOSS. I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW HIM THE REAL BOSS.
4.) Do you have a self-destruct mechanism in place in case you're drafted by Baltimore?
DESTRUCTION IMMINENT FOR CARBON BASED LIFE FORMS.
5.) What round do you think you'll go in tonight? Are you even capable of thought?
I WILL GO IN THE 0X0A ROUN
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