(S22) - PT2 - Lazy Days

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Ben Slothlisberger is pretty low key when he is not playing football for the Tijuana Luchadores, spending most of his free time in his rented home near the stadium. Most of the time Ben spends his hours ripping cigarette after cigarette no matter what he is doing. That includes at home workouts too, neighbors have often seen him on a stationary bike on his balcony smoking like a chimney while he biked quickly.

Slothlisberger does love to eat, but he certainly is not a very good cook (and when he does cook cigarette ash often falls into his food). So he relies on ordering food delivery often, spending most of his initial contract on food to be honest. But you have to keep that big body fueled. Luckily for him this way his kitchen stays nice and clean most of the time, Ben is pretty lazy about cleaning stuff up.

Ben does put in time for football outside of the field. He spends a good amount of time watching game film while smoking cigarettes, sometimes probably staying up a little too late when he should be sleeping. That usually leads to him sleeping in super late and missing half of the next day. But that's just the life he leads. Luckily the sleeping in will kill a lot of time so that Slothlisberger will eventually get back to the training grounds and stadium.

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