*Kissing for Team Chemistry

[ForSucksFake]

I kiss my teammates on the mouth and I don’t see why I shouldn’t be allowed to. I don’t get the big deal about kissing. It’s not like we’re getting married. We’re just playing football and game day hits different. If we’ve got a big game against the Dallas Bird Dogs coming up, I’m headed straight to Mario Von Pebbles’ locker. We’re building team chemistry and if you want to criticize that, it’s your problem not ours. It’s an act of friendship. Don’t act like you don’t kiss your teammates second-hand when you pass around the Ultimus. Don’t kid yourself. Since when is it okay to shower together and slap each others’ butts after a good play, but kissing your quarterback is taboo? Break down the walls of your mind and allow yourself to grow with your teammates and build chemistry the old-fashioned way. It’s 2037 and we’re still afraid to show our brothers-in-arms how we feel about each other. Don’t hold yourself back. Unleash your tongue. Your team will be stronger because of it. That’s what truly matters.

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