(S22) - Ultimus Week

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SHL PT (+2.5 TPE)

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7) Selflessness is one thing, but ultimately everyone wants to hear their own player’s name mentioned among the greats. Take some time, in 400 words or more, and discuss how your player’s (or past player’s) career is going so far. Are you matching any expectations you set out for yourself? Do you see yourself on a potentially award winning or Hall of Fame career trajectory? If your player is just starting out, what goals and visions do you have for yourself?

After a first season where he was found to be relatively anonymous for Myrtle Beach in his first season after being drafted, Garfield Despacito Jr. immediately jumped into a role of major importance for the Buccaneers. He had over four times the receptions he had in his first season, making 630 catches in S22 compared to his 147 in S21. After getting only two touchdowns in his debut season, he managed a whole seven this time around, showing good improvement in that regard and tying the league lead in end zone receptions. Being a 79th overall pick for the Buccaneers, this was a very impressive accomplishment, especially considering that he also only went 70th in the NSFL draft.

Speaking of the NSFL Draft, the S22 one, after going into it hoping to be drafted by the Orange County Otters, that came true for Garfield Despacito Jr., who went all the way in round six of the draft to the Otters. It's unclear where he's going to be used exactly in Orange County, but its without doubt that he will in fact be used by them, maybe even as soon as next season. With the team being very well-loaded with strong receivers already, a change of plans may be needed if Despacito Jr. wants to be playing for his team of choice. This could involve a potential switch to either another receiving position, or perhaps even a change to a defensive role. With the same attributes that make Despacito Jr. lethal to opposition defenses, namely his blistering speed and hand eye coordination, he could turn himself into a menace for enemy linemen and quarterbacks. His father, Garfield Despacito Sr., was not a player who made himself known for any offensive contributions like Despacito Jr., and made his living standing in the way of opposition defensive players as a lineman. It would be ironic if Despacito Jr. would in turn become one of the very players his father was assigned to stop, but the idea of it is one that interests him, especially considering that its very unlikely he has a future as a receiver for Orange County.

Despacito Jr. is beyond happy with how his career has started after leaving the University of British Columbia to enter the DSFL, and after much offseason controversy surrounding him, he is happy to establish himself in the game and hopes to continue to impress down the line. (403 words)

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14) Make a scouting report for any of the NSFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or dead relatives. I’m joking about that last one, please don’t put dead relatives on the scouting report. Written option available for 200 words or more.

In today's edition of the Garfield Draft Study, we will be looking at an upcoming DSFL draftee, one of the S24 NSFL class. The player in question is Ne Mo ( @Sushi ), a tight end who hopes of a high draft position when the time comes. Tight ends always tend to be a bit of a wild card in terms of talent, so let's evaluate the strengths and weaknesses we can evaluate from Mo:

Positives:
- The guy's allegedly a clownfish. Who doesn't like a clownfish? They look really neat in terms of their pattern, the orange and white theme always looks nice, and they're always funny little dudes, anyone who watched Finding Nemo could tell you.
- On the field, he is swift and quite good at catching the ball as well, which makes him a great asset to be able to rely on when the wide receivers aren't an available option.

Negatives:
- It's unknown if he's actually a fish, a person pretending to be a fish, or if he's maybe some sort of anthropomorphic clownfish. As football is a sport explicitly designed to be played by humans, it might be a big risk to trust someone fishlike or literally a fish to be an important player on the team. Plus the game is played on land, so he could suffocate.

That's it for this prospect analysis, keep an eye on Ne Mo ahead of the upcoming DSFL draft next week! (239 words)

TOTAL TPE: 10 (MAX)