(S22) - Ultimus Week

[YoungTB]

Create an argument for your own player, or for someone else on your team, as to why they should be nominated for awards. Lay out their stats or compare them to other contenders. Make a convincing argument. Written option available for 200 words or more.

While Cassius Brown hasn't exactly done much since entering the league as a waiver pick up in the middle of the season by the Dallas Bird Dogs, he should still be recognized as an incredible player among the league of the DSFL. I say this for multiple reasons, but the main reason is because he's so good at everything he does. He might not have done much on the football field, but in the locker room he was a real force... at ping pong. He would chef anybody up in ping pong and has truly set himself apart from the rest of the players in terms of his ping pong skills. He's so skilled at ping pong that he could beat anyone. Not only that, but he's also a master at locker room pranks. He'd load up other players cars with shipping peanuts and popcorn so that it would take years for them to fully clean the interior of their nice expensive cars. He's also glitter bombed plenty of his team mates so that they'd have to clean that up from their floors which is a bitch to clean. Overall, he's set himself a part not because of his play on the field but because of his play overall in the locker room.

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Make a scouting report for any of the NSFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or dead relatives. I’m joking about that last one, please don’t put dead relatives on the scouting report. Written option available for 200 words or more.

Cassius Brown has really set himself a part from his peers due to his excellent play in high school and uh decent play on the field. But of course, for his level, it was pretty good since he was a waiver pick up for the Dallas Bird Dogs in the beginning of the season, meaning he got limited play time. But he did well. So here's what I think sets Cassius Brown apart from his peers first and foremost; he's the son of NSFL Hall of Famer Marquise Brown. He's got the genetics of a true winner and Cassius Brown will look to continue his father's legacy. Also, Marquise Brown will be active in coaching the young buck and helping out his rookie teammates, he will be involved with the team in many facets. Secondly, Cassius Brown has done a lot in terms of development. He's been working incredibly hard on making sure he develops in a timely manner by focusing on his speed in training cap, as well as making sure that he can be agile and catch the balls his quarterback throws to him, whoever that may be. Overall, Cassius Brown should definitely be in contention for first overall when it comes to the DSFL draft in season 24.

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Make a comparison between your own team and a playoff team, if your team failed to make the postseason, showing why your squad was better. Written option available for 200 words or more.

The Dallas Bird Dogs didn't get much luck throughout this season for multiple reasons. Mainly because Cassius Brown wasn't doing much in terms of offensive production for his team. It's pretty sad to see since he was hailed as such a talented young prospect. However, the Dallas Bird Dogs have a particularly bright future ahead of them, that is, if they draft Cassius Brown in the S23 DSFL draft. He's next up. Anyways, I feel the Bird Dogs should have made it into the playoffs over the Luchadores for multiple reasons. Namely, the Luchadores are the big suck and have always been the big suck. Who is seriously a fan of the Tijuana Luchadores? Luchadores have always been a thorn in my side ever since dating back to the San Antonio Marshals days where they ruined my dreams of winning an ultimini. I think it's pretty shameful of them to always keep beating me and I hope they get beat in the playoffs because frankly they suck! Meanwhile the Bird dogs actually have fans. Seriously. I'm a fan, and that counts for like a million extra fans! So therefore, the Dallas Bird Dogs are the team to beat because they're the best and they always have fun unlike those damn luchadores!

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Present your argument for the playoffs MVP. Show their stats and impact on the games that they played. Written option available for 200 words or more.

In my opinion, if Cassius Brown was playing in these playoffs, he'd be the playoffs MVP. He's simply a force to be reckoned with on and off the field, as he will often get into fights with players that cross his path. But in my opinion, the real man to be the playoffs MVP would definitely be PhastBawl. He's an excellent kicker. I saw him kick it multiple times for the London Royals and both times that ball went soaring. He's truly a superb kicker, and we see it time and time again. In the big leagues, I see PhastBawl being a hall of fame level kicker. If he keeps on kicking the ball like that we are gonna have a hall of famer on our hands for real, and I'm sure that London will be very proud to say that they helped develop an all-time great kicker like PhastBawl in their facilities, on their field, and with their coaches. He made plenty of field goals in the Royals' playoff run to set him aside from other players, especially other kickers. I see him as the playoffs MVP and I'd definitely give him the trophy. In fact, we should just rename the Ultimini to the PhastBawlini, because of his extraordinary impact for that London Royals squad.

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