SHL PT Claim +2.5 TPE
14) Make a scouting report for any of the NSFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or dead relatives. I’m joking about that last one, please don’t put dead relatives on the scouting report. Written option available for 200 words or more.
This scouting report will be focused on the DSFL draftees that come to the land of the NSFL from the pastures of the Simulation Hockey League's Buffalo Stampede. These members of the Stampede organization are myself, Ne Mo, Trautner aka Sam Howitzer, and WannaBeFinn, who is uh Sergio Kitchens I think. These three players all have the utmost desire to continue playing with each other, as they know what makes a good LR. Ne Mo is a fast, vertical Tight End with shades of Evan Engram and Kyle Pitts in his game. Although slow developing, Ne Mo has vast upside and will serve as Trautner's go-to vertical threat. Sergio Kitchens will serve as the third-head to this three-headed monster offence, and is a RB that has the ability to take it to the house on any play. Blessed with quick feet and soft hands, one of Kitchens or Ne Mo should be open on every play. Lastly, this brings us to our QB1, Sam Howitzer. Howitzer is a quick developing QB with superstar potential that'll be able to spread the ball around accurately and get it in his playmaker's hands.
Again, these 3 players are a package deal, so if you draft one, expect all three. (206 words)
+2.5 TPE
7) Selflessness is one thing, but ultimately everyone wants to hear their own player’s name mentioned among the greats. Take some time, in 400 words or more, and discuss how your player’s (or past player’s) career is going so far. Are you matching any expectations you set out for yourself? Do you see yourself on a potentially award winning or Hall of Fame career trajectory? If your player is just starting out, what goals and visions do you have for yourself?
Ne Mo, the fast, speedy, vertical clownfish of a Tight End, coming at you straight from the Anemone in Pixar movies, has the moxie and ability to "touch the butt, meaning Ne Mo is a fearless and athletic leader that easily gives in to peer pressure when it comes down to it. Ne Mo, who's father is Marlin the Clownfish, and who's godparent is Dory the Regal Blue Tang, lived a sheltered life, and it was this sheltered life that led to Ne Mo easily giving into peer pressure. Dory taught Ne Mo his legendary speed and agility traits, as well as multiple languages, specifically that of the Whale, and helped create Ne Mo's legendary desire to be great. In fact, Ne Mo has a direct inspiration and hopes to achieve a similar career pathway to notable Simulation Hockey League great, Gabriel Johnson @Gwdjohnson . Gabriel has been a noted bust in the Simulation Hockey League, a league that Ne Mo follows closely, and Ne Mo hopes to be just like the young Gabriel "Gone Wild" Johnson. Ne Mo might not have the same draft pedigree as Gabriel Johnson, but hopes to follow his footsteps as a young, promising prospect who never seems to realize his true potential. In his Junior/Developmental league career, Gabriel Johnson was always good not great, but Hamilton thought they saw something in him, taking him 1OA (I think?) either way it was like a top 5 pick. i guess it deserves some kudos, as Gabriel is now a two-time Challenge Cup Champion, but it has been less a result of his positive contributions, and more Hamilton overcoming his negative on-ice contributions. Regardless, if I was only 3-4 seasons into my major league career in the NSFL and was a two-time Ultimus Champion, i would be ecstatic, I just need to ensure I land with my own Golden Apricot to bail me out of trouble every play.
Gabriel Johnson is a true inspiration, and is someone I truly hope I get to share a LR with in the near future. To conclude, this is how I expect NeMo's career to go:
1. Drafted mid-late round
-> Ne Mo has great stamina, and knows its a marathon and not a sprint, yet may fall in the draft due to concerns regarding his initial slow development
2. Win Championships
-> Win. Win Win Win Win. Win Win. Win.
3. Drafted mid-round to OCO
-> Stating his desire to play with Gone Wild, NeMo has plans to get drafted to the Otters, as they, like NeMo, are sea-creatures, and Ne Mo would love new sea-friends to play with in the ocean.
4. Become bust
-> Like Gabriel, NeMo will win, but will be considered a bust.
5. Retire (460ish words)
+5 TPE
Total: +10 TPE
14) Make a scouting report for any of the NSFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or dead relatives. I’m joking about that last one, please don’t put dead relatives on the scouting report. Written option available for 200 words or more.
This scouting report will be focused on the DSFL draftees that come to the land of the NSFL from the pastures of the Simulation Hockey League's Buffalo Stampede. These members of the Stampede organization are myself, Ne Mo, Trautner aka Sam Howitzer, and WannaBeFinn, who is uh Sergio Kitchens I think. These three players all have the utmost desire to continue playing with each other, as they know what makes a good LR. Ne Mo is a fast, vertical Tight End with shades of Evan Engram and Kyle Pitts in his game. Although slow developing, Ne Mo has vast upside and will serve as Trautner's go-to vertical threat. Sergio Kitchens will serve as the third-head to this three-headed monster offence, and is a RB that has the ability to take it to the house on any play. Blessed with quick feet and soft hands, one of Kitchens or Ne Mo should be open on every play. Lastly, this brings us to our QB1, Sam Howitzer. Howitzer is a quick developing QB with superstar potential that'll be able to spread the ball around accurately and get it in his playmaker's hands.
Again, these 3 players are a package deal, so if you draft one, expect all three. (206 words)
+2.5 TPE
7) Selflessness is one thing, but ultimately everyone wants to hear their own player’s name mentioned among the greats. Take some time, in 400 words or more, and discuss how your player’s (or past player’s) career is going so far. Are you matching any expectations you set out for yourself? Do you see yourself on a potentially award winning or Hall of Fame career trajectory? If your player is just starting out, what goals and visions do you have for yourself?
Ne Mo, the fast, speedy, vertical clownfish of a Tight End, coming at you straight from the Anemone in Pixar movies, has the moxie and ability to "touch the butt, meaning Ne Mo is a fearless and athletic leader that easily gives in to peer pressure when it comes down to it. Ne Mo, who's father is Marlin the Clownfish, and who's godparent is Dory the Regal Blue Tang, lived a sheltered life, and it was this sheltered life that led to Ne Mo easily giving into peer pressure. Dory taught Ne Mo his legendary speed and agility traits, as well as multiple languages, specifically that of the Whale, and helped create Ne Mo's legendary desire to be great. In fact, Ne Mo has a direct inspiration and hopes to achieve a similar career pathway to notable Simulation Hockey League great, Gabriel Johnson @Gwdjohnson . Gabriel has been a noted bust in the Simulation Hockey League, a league that Ne Mo follows closely, and Ne Mo hopes to be just like the young Gabriel "Gone Wild" Johnson. Ne Mo might not have the same draft pedigree as Gabriel Johnson, but hopes to follow his footsteps as a young, promising prospect who never seems to realize his true potential. In his Junior/Developmental league career, Gabriel Johnson was always good not great, but Hamilton thought they saw something in him, taking him 1OA (I think?) either way it was like a top 5 pick. i guess it deserves some kudos, as Gabriel is now a two-time Challenge Cup Champion, but it has been less a result of his positive contributions, and more Hamilton overcoming his negative on-ice contributions. Regardless, if I was only 3-4 seasons into my major league career in the NSFL and was a two-time Ultimus Champion, i would be ecstatic, I just need to ensure I land with my own Golden Apricot to bail me out of trouble every play.
Gabriel Johnson is a true inspiration, and is someone I truly hope I get to share a LR with in the near future. To conclude, this is how I expect NeMo's career to go:
1. Drafted mid-late round
-> Ne Mo has great stamina, and knows its a marathon and not a sprint, yet may fall in the draft due to concerns regarding his initial slow development
2. Win Championships
-> Win. Win Win Win Win. Win Win. Win.
3. Drafted mid-round to OCO
-> Stating his desire to play with Gone Wild, NeMo has plans to get drafted to the Otters, as they, like NeMo, are sea-creatures, and Ne Mo would love new sea-friends to play with in the ocean.
4. Become bust
-> Like Gabriel, NeMo will win, but will be considered a bust.
5. Retire (460ish words)
+5 TPE
Total: +10 TPE
