(S22) - Ultimus Week

[Jangorhino]

Tier 2: Short Form Tasks (400+ words)

Mario VonPebbles is off to a pretty good start so far in his career. His sack total went up considerably from season 21 to season 22. In season 22 Mario VonPebbles had 6 total sacks. The expectations coming into season 22 for Mario VonPebbles were very high and he did not live up to those expectations. Mario was essentially TPE capped coming into season 22 and hopes were very high for a double digit sack total. Into the season I quickly realized that wouldn’t be the case. Mario got off to a great start with a sack and safety in weeks one and two. After the great start the stats pretty much dried up. Mario would only wind up with six total sacks for the year. Meanwhile the rookie defensive lineman, Water Chestnut III went on to a much more statistically productive season. My favored interpretation of what was a tough pill to swallow is Mario was drawing all the double teams and additional blocking schemes. All the increased attention to Mario from offensive coordinators throughout the season after his explosive start, freed up Water Chestnut III for great one on one matchups against the less able lineman of the opponents.
Moving forward, Mario’s focus is to max earn throughout every season until he’s max endurance, speed and strength. Mario already has max speed and strength and endurance rating of 90. At the pointof max endurance, if the drive to max is earn is still there, the focus will shift to intelligence, agility and tackling. To get to max endurance I’l l need another 150 TPE. That will get Mario into the 550 TPE range. My goal is to reach the 550 TPE threshold to start season 24. So that will put Mario at 550 TPE going into his fourth season. So Mario will be a max endurance, speed, and strength Speed Rush Defensive End for four seasons before reaching regression. While Mario spent two seasons in the DSFL, it’s unlikely he’ll make a push for the HOF in those four years. Hopefully in the four seasons after Mario is max endurance, speed, and strength he’ll be able to make the push for some season award nods. It would be nice to be nominated for Defensive Linemen of the Year and even Defensive Player of the Year. NSFL sack numbers are down considerably since the early days of the league due to blitz ratio limitations and OL bots. Hopefully Mario’s unique combination of speed, size, and endurance he’ll be able to do his part to start the league sack totals trending in an upward trajectory again. Mario VonPebbles wants to be a generational player but he’s learned to temper expectations after a very tough statistical season. (460 WORDS)

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