(S22) - Ultimus Week

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Task 6:

So for this point task in the Ultimus Week i will be writing a tier two short form task in which you have to write four hundred words. Now a tier two short form task is in between a tier one short form task and a tier three short form task, as many people may know. Four hundred words is a lot and is between three hundred and ninety nine words and three hundred and ninety nine as not many people may know is also seven times fifty seven and four hundred and one which may or may not be a prime number but i am kind of lazy and will not look at it. Anyways luckily i have to write four hundred words on the NSFL which stands for the national simulation football league, which if you do not know is a national, which means it relates to a nation or country, simulation, which means it is not real but it is real in my heart football league which is not the kind of football which you use your foot which used to confuse me but now i am an American football fan which is the proper term really and it makes sense and in this league you can make your own american football professional player who will play a position and get gud. In the national simulation football league i made a running back Ed Barker but it turned out he was not good at running past people so the New Orleans Second Line who are also known as NOLA (DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT) told him that he was very stinky and would have to move to the wide receiver position and at first barker was confused were they calling him wide or not and was that a compliment but it was actually a position where he would catch balls and run and he was okay ish at it not doing so well but not so bad because see when he created every one told him that he was poopoo and would not do well and that he could not run with balls but who needs to run when your catching things i guess but ed barker still has trouble catching things. He expected to be poop, not the nice solid kind but the stinky one and its been pretty okay because he probably wont win any awards but like he hasnt been so bad that they would yeet him out of building so DOOT DOOT DOOT.

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420 Words

Task 14:

So i will be making a scouting report for the legendary offensive lineman that is Dick Thruster. He is the best offensive lineman to every exist and will be a hall of famer one day and will be the stronkest and biggest man on the field every game not to mention to be the biggest dick thruster, as it is in his name so he has to be the best at it i would think like i would not name someone speedy boi if they were slow it would just not make any sense and this might not make sense but it makes sense to me and thats the only that matters right.

Name: Dick Thruster
Scouting Notes: very professional and very accurate. Kudos to this man’s parents for naming him properly. Commentators and GMs will enjoy saying this name very much. Verdict: 10/10

Talent: not much
Scouting Notes: he is the stronkest man on the field every game and the biggest dick thruster but not much else. Verdict: 0/10

Personality: he is okay like maybe a little but not much and he is a meany and stinky but max is very nice almost as good as lucy. Verdict: 0/10 -- Verdict with Max: 6.9/10

Overall this man should be drafted 1OA and NOLA (DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT) should draft him plz and thank you even if you arent drafting 1OA.

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236 Words

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