05-31-2020, 03:30 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-02-2020, 08:13 PM by Buttersqauch101.)
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The future is very unpredictable with most teams. You’ll see teams that were supposed to be loaded with talent and winning multiple chips falling below expectations and falling into irrelevancy for a few seasons to attempt another rebuild. Other times you see teams that are on the back end of a rebuild and have a lot of time in their window for championship seasons. Currently the team I’m talking about is the San Jose Sabercats or better known by their players. The “San Jancito Sabercats”. While they don’t have the highest expectations for Season Twenty-Three with rookie Quarterback Monty Jack being called up and losing star WR “Action Jackson” the future is still quite bright. They have a incredibly young team with the oldest active player being Season Nineteen Wide Receiver “Deandre Thomas-Fox” who is still in his prime for many seasons to come. Two young Running-backs including fresh call up “Jamar Lackson” who will be joining Rando Calrissian on the RB core while a inactive Quindarius Tyrucker goes into Free Agency. Their Defense is full of young active players even with the loss of the aging Brayden Ennis as they will be adding on the gms player, Water Chestnut the Third. Their DL also has young names such as User Kolt Classic, Lawrence Bass, and Chip Otle. Did I mention that they have a incredibly young Linebacker core with versatile player Lawrence Bass, The Corpsegrinder, and user W,Sconnie. Their CB core has only one player who didn’t just do their rookie season and are all great earners. The Sabercats has be such a bright future you have to be stupid to not believe it. It’s showing flashbacks of the Sabercats last Ultimus win all the way back in Season 14 where they finally got their first win. With the team they currently have and not even including the fact that they have even more players coming into the team in the future. If the sim gods look in their favor they should have multiple Ultimus appearances and thats not even including wins. Might as well start calling San Jose the “San Jose Ottercats with the dynasty they are about to pull out and the league will remember it for ages. Of course there is that small chance that the sim decides to be fucked up and torture some souls like the Yellowknife Wraiths and Colorado Yeti. Point is get ready for the next Dynasty.
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There are a great amount of prospects and in the S23 NSFL and DSFL Classes both with their own talents. So many that I can only do around 200 words worth of them because there are too many. One of them being Reginald Covington III. Reginald has been seen making throws that most Quarterbacks could never dream of. Here watch this clip here where you can see the receiver in the top left but watch the bottom right as he throws to where no one was expecting. The ball is caught and ran into the endzone for a TD. It may have been a pick six but he did what no one was expecting. Also RC3 has so many dead relatives that the nfl network couldn’t even talk about it. He has a dead mother in law that choked on a forklift in a work accident. Since this event RC3 has gotten a divorce to focus on football 24/7. Legends say that he still throws to the people in the wrong colored jersey. I have Reginald Covington as a 2 Star Quarterback going into this draft because he stinky when throwing to his own teams and is good when throwing to people in a different colored jersey.
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These nsfl playoffs are one for the books and might be the best one I’ve seen in my time in the league. We had the ASFC conference being stacked as usual with a team that missed the playoffs, would be second place in the nsfc over the Colorado Yeti and Sarasota Sailfish. The Colorado Yeti had a chance to make their first ultmini in 10 seasons and were coming off a very bad last half of a regular season. The Yellowknife Wraiths were the number 1 seed for yet another year and were looking to make 5 straight Ultimus’s. The Orange County (please stop winning) Otters were the top ASFC team again along with the Second Line and a Fire hot Austin Copperheads. Wolfie McDummy of the Colorado Yeti is 100% the player that deserves playoff MVP. He had an amazing game against Sarasota and then had to go into Yellowknife to ply the hardest game of the season up to that point. McDummy ran and threw all over the the Wraiths and dominated them. Then when the tile came for the Ultimus McDummy had the best half you could ever have for a QB including the game winning TD with less than a minute left in the game
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The future is very unpredictable with most teams. You’ll see teams that were supposed to be loaded with talent and winning multiple chips falling below expectations and falling into irrelevancy for a few seasons to attempt another rebuild. Other times you see teams that are on the back end of a rebuild and have a lot of time in their window for championship seasons. Currently the team I’m talking about is the San Jose Sabercats or better known by their players. The “San Jancito Sabercats”. While they don’t have the highest expectations for Season Twenty-Three with rookie Quarterback Monty Jack being called up and losing star WR “Action Jackson” the future is still quite bright. They have a incredibly young team with the oldest active player being Season Nineteen Wide Receiver “Deandre Thomas-Fox” who is still in his prime for many seasons to come. Two young Running-backs including fresh call up “Jamar Lackson” who will be joining Rando Calrissian on the RB core while a inactive Quindarius Tyrucker goes into Free Agency. Their Defense is full of young active players even with the loss of the aging Brayden Ennis as they will be adding on the gms player, Water Chestnut the Third. Their DL also has young names such as User Kolt Classic, Lawrence Bass, and Chip Otle. Did I mention that they have a incredibly young Linebacker core with versatile player Lawrence Bass, The Corpsegrinder, and user W,Sconnie. Their CB core has only one player who didn’t just do their rookie season and are all great earners. The Sabercats has be such a bright future you have to be stupid to not believe it. It’s showing flashbacks of the Sabercats last Ultimus win all the way back in Season 14 where they finally got their first win. With the team they currently have and not even including the fact that they have even more players coming into the team in the future. If the sim gods look in their favor they should have multiple Ultimus appearances and thats not even including wins. Might as well start calling San Jose the “San Jose Ottercats with the dynasty they are about to pull out and the league will remember it for ages. Of course there is that small chance that the sim decides to be fucked up and torture some souls like the Yellowknife Wraiths and Colorado Yeti. Point is get ready for the next Dynasty.
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There are a great amount of prospects and in the S23 NSFL and DSFL Classes both with their own talents. So many that I can only do around 200 words worth of them because there are too many. One of them being Reginald Covington III. Reginald has been seen making throws that most Quarterbacks could never dream of. Here watch this clip here where you can see the receiver in the top left but watch the bottom right as he throws to where no one was expecting. The ball is caught and ran into the endzone for a TD. It may have been a pick six but he did what no one was expecting. Also RC3 has so many dead relatives that the nfl network couldn’t even talk about it. He has a dead mother in law that choked on a forklift in a work accident. Since this event RC3 has gotten a divorce to focus on football 24/7. Legends say that he still throws to the people in the wrong colored jersey. I have Reginald Covington as a 2 Star Quarterback going into this draft because he stinky when throwing to his own teams and is good when throwing to people in a different colored jersey.
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These nsfl playoffs are one for the books and might be the best one I’ve seen in my time in the league. We had the ASFC conference being stacked as usual with a team that missed the playoffs, would be second place in the nsfc over the Colorado Yeti and Sarasota Sailfish. The Colorado Yeti had a chance to make their first ultmini in 10 seasons and were coming off a very bad last half of a regular season. The Yellowknife Wraiths were the number 1 seed for yet another year and were looking to make 5 straight Ultimus’s. The Orange County (please stop winning) Otters were the top ASFC team again along with the Second Line and a Fire hot Austin Copperheads. Wolfie McDummy of the Colorado Yeti is 100% the player that deserves playoff MVP. He had an amazing game against Sarasota and then had to go into Yellowknife to ply the hardest game of the season up to that point. McDummy ran and threw all over the the Wraiths and dominated them. Then when the tile came for the Ultimus McDummy had the best half you could ever have for a QB including the game winning TD with less than a minute left in the game
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