Much has been said of the Royals' potent defense as well as their upgrades on offense, but perhaps the best player on the team is kicker/punter Datsum Phastbawls. Phastbawls was drafted by the Baltimore Hawks in this year's draft, and he could easily be a contributor on an NSFL roster already. At the time of this article, Phastbawls has the 10th-highest overall TPE of any K/P (including NSFL players), and he is tied for the 3rd-highest Kick Power attribute of any player in the league. After Phastbawls' 90 Kick Power, the kicker in the DSFL with the next highest Kick Power is Pythons rookie Blago Kokot, with 80. In addition to having the leg strength to make longer field goals than opponents, Phastbawls will assist massively to helping the Royals win the field position battle on a weekly basis. This is a contribution that should not be overlooked in a league where scoring is at a premium. At the end of the season, do not be surprised if Phastbawls is able to capture some sort of DSFL record for punting yards or longest field goal--his leg strength is truly an echelon above any other player in the DSFL, and he will be crucial in the Royals quest to make another consecutive appearance in the Ultimini.
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