(S23) - PT1 - With a Little Help From My Friends

[MrStennett]

The London Royals are stacked this season, and it's absolutely Ultimini or bust for us. We have capped players all over on both sides of the ball, including the better of our quarterback tandem, Colby Jack. Forget about that Charlemagne Cortez guy. He's a total bum. Anyways, let's take a look at this Royals defense. The anchor point of this team is definitely the secondary. We're stacked in absolutely every single position. The safety spots are held down by Bob Bob and number one overall NSFL draft pick, Greedy Sly. The cornerback spots also boast two capped players in Mikel van Perkins and Lesean Paris Crooks. On the offensive side of the ball, besides Jack, we also have bell cow running back Danny King and top wide receiver Susan Cash, Jr. at the cap. Hell. Even our kicker, Datsum PhastBawls is capped out. All in all, this is a roster that is built not just to be competitive now, but really is looking to go all the way this season. There is no time like the present when half of your roster is at or near the TPE cap. You know the sim gonna sim and you never can tell what is going to happen, but don't bet against the London Royals this season.

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