(S23) - PT3 - Dream Team

[TheCC]

There are so many options available for an expansion franchise. Some of the first media pieces that I wrote were my power rankings of the NSFL and DSFL teams, based on which team’s mascots would ultimately win in a fight against each other. So I think that with my expansion team, I’d have to shoot for something that could easily win the mascot brawl. That brings up an interesting question. What mascot could I pick that could easily defeat every other mascot? Something undead, maybe? No, too easy. A decapitation would do the trick. Something robotic in nature? No, EMP blast. Oh! I have it. Technologically Advanced Aliens. Now, I’m a big fan of alliteration, but I don’t think that I can work any alliteration in with Technologically Advanced Aliens, so let’s change that to Amazingly Advanced Aliens. It’s not quite as intimidating, but it works. Now I have something to work with. There aren’t any planets or moons that I know of that start with A, so we’ll have to think bigger. The Andromeda Amazingly Advanced Aliens. Now that’s a franchise. It may be a bit expensive in terms of travel, but I think we can get around that by having the Aliens play 8 home games in a row, and then 8 away games in a row. I think this could work out well, I’ll be sure to pitch this one at the next expansion.

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