*Philly Safety SLAMMED with fine

[J0EB]

If I had stayed true to myself and simply pounded mai tais until I had to be held up on the field by Booker and Cross, a la Weekend At Bernie's, this whole embarrassing chapter could've been avoided.

:eyes: lololol
As much fun as that would be, I think it would severely limit our performance if Booker and I had to literally carry you through the game. What are we supposed to do throw you at defenders? lol