If I had control of an expansion draft team, I would run it very well. I hold my own abilities as a franchise manager in the utmost regard. I would place this franchise in probably a city somewhere, and I would name it after something or someone or something else from the aforementioned city. We would probably be a very good team, perhaps the very best team in the aforementioned city’s history. Or at least, that’s what I hope for our new team. I would hire some people to help me out with the team, and we would choose the best players that we could in the expansion draft, and hopefully be happy with who we drafted. Then, I would hire some more guys to work on building the arena in the city, and hire some other guys for the draft. I would probably make them indentured servants, and not really pay them at all unless I get audited by whatever commission handles worker rights in the city. I would bust any unions that arise as well. Screw unions. Then, we would probably draft some good players or something. We would charge absurd prices for concessions and tickets at the arena, and would not pay the players anything at all. Hopefully we’d win a couple games or something, then win some more in the playoffs and win the championship or something. Then, I’d turn around and sell the team to the highest bidder, and let them deal with the debt, expectations, and federal investigations. That is how I would run an expansion team.
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